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  1. 1. E-Marketing TodayWhat is the most important change that has occurred between then and now? Where has the history ofInternet advertising been and where is it going? The answer is that Internet advertising is no longer acheap set of banners, ads, and Spam material. Today, Internet advertising gives customers the power tofind exactly what they want, so that companies don’t have to spend large amounts of money trying toconvince every person that their company’s product is the best. However, it a company’s responsibilityto make sure those online shoppers can gain simple access to their website. The process of creating adirect avenue between qualified customers and websites is referred to as Search Engine Optimization.Why the Top Ten Results?Why the top ten results? Search engine statistics show that 88% of all online consumers use searchengines to find the products and services that they need. This means that if Their Company’s website isnot ‘search engine friendly,’ then their company is losing money from potential customers who arealready searching for their product. Converting their website to a ‘search engine friendly’ websiterequires that their website have the characteristics that search engine robots are looking for.If you cant understand my silence....how can I expect you to understand myWords?I wish my mother would have told me the same thing about horror movies asguys "dont worry honey its all fake.""Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?""Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat youwith experience.""Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Ignorance and fear walkhand in hand...""Dont bother to wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty but the pig likes it."Im an angel, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.Im not evil! Im just misunderstood.I told my mom I stopped raisin hell and she called me a quitter.
  2. 2. Anger is only one letter short of danger.The tongue weighs practically nothing....but few people can hold it.Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courageto change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had tokill because they pissed me off.......If your naughty go 2 your room,If you wanna be naughty then go 2 mine.Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid Ill take over.All good girls and boys go to heaven thats why I wasnt invited.If you need space then join NASA baby.....Its not the size of the dog....its the size of the fight in the dog.Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time andhave the time of your life.When we drink....we get drunk. When we get drunk....we fall asleep. When wefall asleep....we commit no sin. When we commit no sin....we go to heaven.Soooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven.I have learned that the dashing white knight who was supposed to sweep meoff my feet has apparently got lost in the woods.Smile! Its the second best thing you can do with your mouth.Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge.When youre in it up to your ears.......keep your mouth shut.For all of you who talk about me: THANKS FOR MAKING ME THECENTER OF YOUR WORLD!Guys are pigs ......of course I always get the runt.Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs while every guy wants all thegirls to meet his one need.
  3. 3. Let us live....Let us love....Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls....Youfirst.I can only please one person per day so today is not your day and tomorrowdoesnt look good either.SMILE : )....it scares people.I dont come with dice so dont play me.Im not a player......Im the game.I got more game than a playstation.I dont need your attitude because I have one of my own thank you.You just lost the chance you never had.The closest thing you will ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.Click your heels and say : "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE".Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped mywings for being the devil.There are nine gates between life and death... I will send you beyond the NinthGate.You may shoot me with your words. You may cut me with your eyes. You maykill me with your hatefullness but like the air I will always rise.Im not a tease....Im just a reminder of what you cant have.I am actually quite pleasant...until Im awake.You think youre so cool....You think youre all that....Well ppsshh....Whatsup with that?The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all it the one whoargues with him.Your village just called and theyre missing their idiot.
  4. 4. Dont stress me....you cant impress me....I aint a tease....Im just a reminderof what you cant please.I dont have an attitude problem...Its supposed to be like this.I dont have a cow so I dont need your bull.Maybe hes hot....maybe hes not.... but in the end--who gives a squat?Call me anytime, I wont be home.Its not an attitude....its the way I am.My door is always open so feel free to leave.LaLaLa....Im not listening to you and I never will.Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.Life isnt a garden...so stop being a hoe.This is an A and B conversation so C your way out.How many bowls of courage did you eat this morning?Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.Go find a straw cause you suck.My mother told me not to talk to strangers....I never talk to myself anymore.I dont have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.I dont use drugs....my dreams are frightening enough.I dont know why I did it, I dont know why I enjoyed it, and I dont knowwhy Ill do it again.Id insult you, but youre not bright enough to notice.You cant scare me - I have children!Friends dont let Friends drive Naked.The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
  5. 5. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.BAD COP....NO DONUT!I believe in getting in hot water....it keeps me clean.Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to beamused.You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks youre a jerk.I am the shadow on the moon at night.....filling your dreams to the brim withfright.Yea....that was real manly how you shrieked and all.Men are like toilets....theyre either taken or full of shitIf it has tires or testicles then youre going to have trouble with it.Go for younger men. You might as well because they never grow up anyway.Women dont make fools of men.....most of them are the do-it-yourself types.A womans mind is cleaner than a mans because she changes it more often.There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong, caring,loving - of course theyd be wrong - but you could still use them.When GOD created man...SHE was only joking.Never chase after a man or a train....another one will always come along.Good men are like Martians....you hear a lot about them but you neveractually see one.Womens faults might be many but men have just two....Everything they say and everything they do.Women might be able to fake orgasms....but men can fake wholerelationships.
  6. 6. All Men Are Animals.....Some Just Make Better Pets.Guys dont say EX they say NEXT.Guys are like roses but you better watch out for the pricks.Guys are like dogs... theyll drool all over you.Two words guys hate... dont and stop...unless you put them together.

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