Romanticism

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Romanticism

  1. 1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS <ul><li>Smart man + smart woman = romance </li></ul><ul><li>Smart man + dumb woman = affair </li></ul><ul><li>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage </li></ul><ul><li>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy </li></ul>
  2. 2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC <ul><li>Smart boss + smart employee = profit </li></ul><ul><li>Smart boss + dumb employee = production </li></ul><ul><li>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion </li></ul><ul><li>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime </li></ul>
  3. 3. SHOPPING MATH <ul><li>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. </li></ul><ul><li>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. </li></ul>
  4. 4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS <ul><li>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>A successful woman is one who can find such a man. </li></ul>
  5. 5. HAPPINESS <ul><li>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. </li></ul><ul><li>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. </li></ul>
  6. 6. LONGEVITY <ul><li>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. </li></ul><ul><li>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE </li></ul><ul><li>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. </li></ul><ul><li>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. </li></ul>
  7. 7. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE <ul><li>A woman has the last word in any argument. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. </li></ul>
  8. 8. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED <ul><li>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, &quot;You're next.&quot; They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. </li></ul>
  9. 9. And we always have to get the last word in……… <ul><li>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT . </li></ul>

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