One Day The Boys Attempted to catch a bus to the beach from GARDO Where Pat said they would be able to catch it. “ Trust me, well just wait here” ‘ Nar Fuck off Pat U don’t have a clue!’
So after a while of seb arguing with pat, thew bus came and seb had nothing left to do exept board the bus
Although the bus went know where near the beach, it took them to the end of the line, in the newcastle CBD! “ Pat u retard were in the CBD u lanky fuck”! W8 up guys! (car honks)”SHIT!” “ Seb SHUT UP,hurry up turtle u fat fuck!
They Walked to the cliff overlooking newcastle beach, where they spoke to a man, a very VERY mysterious man! Tobin:”Hey um do u no the quickest way to Bar beach?” MAN;”I know the quickest way to a mans heart SEB: “ Wheres turtle?” Tobin” He’s Fuckin walkin up the hill!!” AJ & KERROD:” HURRY UP TURTLE!” PAT:” YA FAT FUCK!”
As They began their journey around the cliffs, which was the quickest way…according to pat!, Turtle began to throw up many crazy ideas like swimming swimming across here. “ See Guys we’ll swim just here!” “ FUCK OFF TURTLE!” I Don’t Wanna Die! “ You Go First Ya fat prick!"
So with turtles silly idea cast aside, the boys continued their journey… Pat:”turtle ur so dumb, how could we swim across with our bags ya fuckin dumb shit!” Kerrod:” This is fucking hard…like my dick is during a horror movie!”
TURTLE AND KERROD SLIPPED AND FELL!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
But because of Turtles body fat he bounced back up, thus causeing an earthquake effect, but Kerrod wasn’t quite so lucky…. AJ: OMGGGG KERROD!!! Tobin:”Lucky we fed turtle before we left.” Pat:”c’mon guys, he’s a lost cause, we have to keep moving.”
So the boys finally reached sussie gilmoure, the nudist beach, and so they climed down the rocks, and went into the water, as they approached sussie gilmoure they met Karl, who had been awaiting their arrival. Turtle:”look guys topless chicks, im gunna take a photo of them… Seb:”Can I ask a question turtle?Why do u have to be such a fuckwit!” Karl:”Hey guys, I’ve only been waiting 5 hours…” AJ:”will u fuckin fatty and ranga shut the fuck up!”
All the boys then decided to go for a swim, they were having a great until someone decided to take a shit in the water! Turtle:”AWW WTF is that a mars bar, yum..oh wait, nar its shit, who shat in the water! AJ:”I think it drifted in” Karl:”It was seb” Tobin:”Seb that’s dirty!” Pat:”Seb you filthy fuckin ranga Seb:”Fuck off guys I had to do it!
Piece of shit, Seb’s Crap, Cbas Doo-Doo, Dawso’s Fieces, Turtle’s lunch! Tobin:”aww Yuck, aaahhhhh, that shit is following me!! Seb:”haha go my little shit! (ALL ON SHORE):LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Then they all decided not to go swimming for various reasons…. AJ:I’m not going swimming in there, it’s contaminated with Ranga Shit, it could infect us all!” (ALL): LOL! Tobin:”My Pubes are going red already!” Seb:”Can I ask a question?What do you have against my people?
So After they realised they had wasted a day they went to where kerrod had fallen and made a gravestone which read…
<ul><li>R.I.P. Kerrod Oliver Buller </li></ul><ul><li>27 .10.92- 15.01.07 </li></ul><ul><li>God </li></ul><ul><li>May you bless my soul for what I’ve done, In the end I just got one step closer, and became numb, from now let my body bleed it out so my soul may be the shadow of the day, it was time as you thought that in this world I would be wasted, for i cannot show no more sorrow, and let those who love me keep their hands held high…. </li></ul>