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- 2. 127 our picks forthe hottest head- lines and spiciest moments TO DIE FOR uAs the title femme fatale in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For and a vengeful naval commander in 300: Rise of an Empire, actress and former Bond girl Eva Green proves her looks can kill. “It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change.” —Jennifer Lawrence, responding to the hacking and leaking of her personal nude photos • After being subpoenaed to produce a glass dildo as evidence during a sexual-harassment suit, Kid Rock responds, “All parties involved in this glass dildo case can shove one up their ass.” • During Martha Stewart’s Reddit Ask Me Anything interview, a user asks for tips on cleaning a leather harness for a strap-on dildo. The do- mestic mogul’s sly reply? “What’s a dildo?” • While filming a scene with a Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, porn star Missy Martinez burns her hands when the popular device starts shooting sparks. Luckily the rest of her is spared. CELEBS & sex toys kid rock missymartinez martha stewart burning up for Your (self) love cleaning hardware it’s a good thing rock hard smoking gun
- 3. LIKE FINE WINE 128 Year of theButt • Pin the tail on the jack- ass? In March multiple Pinterest accounts are hacked and flooded with butt pics. • A Brooklyn salon now offers a Shiny Hiney treatment to improve your butt selfies. Angle is everything. u Activist Lina Esco launches a topless- equality movement with her film Free the Nipple. Chelsea Handler joins the cause when she Instagrams a photo of herself alongside Vladimir Putin. Her caption: “Anything a man can do, a woman can do better.” let’s get this off our chest • Inspired by Minaj’s cover art, Marge Simpson joins in the fun. • Nicki Minaj demurely displays her posterior. • Baby don’t got real back. Miley Cyrus mocks Minaj in concert and dons a fake fanny. Cyrus loses the butt battle. u Is 46 the new 21? Twenty-five years after her first playboy cover, Pamela Anderson poses nude for French magazine Purple Fashion, and she’s as stunning as ever. Here’s a toast to the Canadian beauty. • She can’t stop and she won’t stop. Miley Cyrus bares all again for famed fashion photographer Mario Testino and Vogue Germany in an homage to the blonde bombshell. blonde ambition miley does marilyn
- 4. 129 • Jennifer Lopez teamswith Iggy Azalea for the subtly titled “Booty.” film TV Nymphomaniac: VoLumesI&II • Slow burn? Director Lars von Trier takes five and a half hours to explain a woman’s life of erotic exploits. 1 2 Space Station 76 • Good cast- ing: Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund makes a cameo as a star angel in this comic drama. 3 Under the skin • It’s not a mud bath! Scarlett Johansson plays an alien who seduces men and then lures them into a pool of black goo. 4 GAme of Thrones • The HBO fantasy drama continues to deliver an array of boobs, butts, swords and, most im- portant, fiery dragons. 6 Masters of sex • Jane Martin (Heléne Yorke) is a secretary who helps Dr. Masters with his experimental research. 5 True detective • Important plot point or another ex- cuse for HBO to show a naked woman (Alexandra Daddario)? SexIn Cinema • Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” single breaks records and tops the charts for months. • Marvel cancels this Spider- Woman cover after her superpowered posterior causes controversy. • Miami rapper and rump connoisseur Trick Daddy declares August 5 National Eat a Booty Day. • Butt-selfie queen Jen Selter lands a shoot in Vanity Fair. 4 1 2 3 5 6
- 5. m cosmo- nots? u The Rus- sianspace agency sends a team of geckos into orbit to have sex in zero gravity. They go on to sell insurance in heaven. medical miracle u Women born with no (or shortened) vaginas are finally able to enjoy sex with organs grown in a lab from their own cells. twist & shout u The boo- merang effect? A scientist convinces subjects to have sex in an MRI ma- chine. Result: Penises are very bendy. bone to pick u Measure up: According to a new study, women pre- fer greater girth for one- night stands, as long as it’s also at least 6.5 inches long. pain or… u In Kenya a study finds that wives with well- endowed husbands are more likely to cheat. Why? Big penises can cause discomfort. sex science 130 exactly what you think it is • Never a shrink- ing violet when it comes to her drip- ping sensuality, Rihanna goes for broke when she re-creates a classic Lui cover. Inside the magazine the singer showcases her backside with better tan lines than the Copper- tone girl. A few months later she attends the CFDA Fashion Awards in a custom dress cov- ered in nothing but Swarovski crystals. take a bow this year’s rihanna highlights u Milo Moiré, a Swiss performance artist, appears at the Art Basel convention wearing only words. It was the best thing we read all year. fine art
- 6. 131 for mature audiencesonly u To celebrate its 18th anniversary, a Quebec restaurant guide releases these sizzling ads as a cheeky play on the 18+ adult-film rating. square times Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral, beside his casket—saying good-bye to him— and then you have nine orgasms right there While your whole family is standing behind you. —Dale Decker, who suffers from a con- dition that causes him to have more than 100 orgasms a day u A Pornhub billboard is removed from the DoubleTree hotel in Times Square after prudish representatives make a stink. NATURE’S BEST u Greenpeace activist Ana Paula Maciel is jailed for trying to prevent a Russian oil company from drilling in the Arctic. She later poses for playboy Brazil to raise awareness and uses her royalties to found a wildlife shelter. She has our attention. Goods Services & TaTa Top Nudebeachwear: $28 Sustain Eco-friendly condoms: $6 Viagra Ice Cream One scoop: $33 Boob Booze Japanese latex-doll drink dispenser: $5,000 Vincent Gallo’s sperm For sale on his site: $1 million Foria Cannabis lube: $44 Love Cloud Mile-high club: $799 for 45 minutes “ ”