This document discusses various topics related to technology and social media. It mentions technobabble, hacking Google to find lost information or stalk exes, blackmailing bosses, porn, viral videos like RickRolls, news about Star Wars character Obi-Wan Kenobi, photoshopping images, blogs, Twitter, YouTube, Facebook and its large user base, privacy issues on social media, and competition between platforms like MySpace and Kindle. The document emphasizes the power of social media and how people are not paying enough attention to the author's awesomeness.

1. Technobabble.
(The Language of 1337)
Nick Armstrong
The Business Storyteller
@ImNickArmstrong
IAmNickArmstrong.com

2. The RickRoll
48M

3. #1 - Find What You
#2 - Google Yourself
Were Looking For
Google
#3 - Stalk Your Exes #4 - Blackmail Your Boss

4. CENSORED
(it’s that disturbing)
Porn!

5. $2M
LOLCatz

6. http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html
Photoshop

7. PEOPLE JUST AREN’T
PAYING ENOUGH
ATTENTION
TO MY AWESOMENESS

8. Blogs

9. Twitter

10. YouTube

11. Facebook

12. 50+M Daily Users.
Roughly 1/5th of Facebook.
Want it? $1M on Ebay
Only 21.6 M watch the news.
There’s An App For That

13. Privacy

14. The Social Media Guru

15. SEO

16. Platform Wars

17. CENSORED
40%
Yes, you read that right.
Sexting

18. Kindle

19. ?
MySpace

20. Thank You!
Nick Armstrong
The Business Storyteller
@ImNickArmstrong
IAmNickArmstrong.com