There once was a young lady named bright. Whose speed was much faster than light. She set out one day in a relative way and returned on the previous night. There was an Old Man of Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, called Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
It has to rhyme for the first 2 sentences of the poem.The second 2 poems are supposed to rhyme.Then the last one has to rhyme with the last two.
There once was a man named bob.Who was best friends with a frog.He hopped around,And without a sound,Returned home, during the fog.
There was a man from Peru,Who really liked to canoe,He was canoeing,And, with a shoving,Yelled at them “no thank you!”
There once was a guy namedClarence.Who had a bad appearance.He jumped on the floor,And died with horror.And how he died, carrots.
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