Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful: #2 Web Series


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Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful: #2 Web Series

  1. 1. Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful Web Series - Episode 2 "Late Night Booty Call" by Mikhaila Stettler Mikhaila Stettler (206) 276-6386
  2. 2. 2. FADE IN: INT. ALEXIS' MESSY BEDROOM - NIGHT ALEXIS,a beautiful 31-year old woman is sitting in bed with a green face mask and eyeglasses on, hair in ponytail, wearing a big old tee-shirt, laptop open, music on, and eating ice cream out of the container. Phone rings (funny ring tone). Looks at phone not recognizing number. Hello. ALEXIS Pause while she listens.. ALEXIS (in a bitchy tone) Why are you calling me so late? Rolls her eyes as she listens. Examines her nails. ALEXIS (all snotty and offended) Just what kind of a girl do you take me for? (Huffs and sighs) Alright. Fine. Yea, whatever. But make it a half hour. Alexis gets up and looks around the room then looks in the mirror, assessing herself. Fuck! ALEXIS Time-lapse action as Alexis shoves stuff under the bed, straightens up the room, gets rid of the ice cream, etc. INT. ALEXIS' BATHROOM - NIGHT ALEXIS Runs to bathroom, looks in mirror and makes a funny glamour pose. Time-lapse action as ALEXIS washes face mask off. Puts contact lens in. Runs out to bedroom while drying face with towel. Grabs phone and calls her friend, Cheryl. ALEXIS Oh my God, Cheryl, you'll never believe what just happened. Here I am, minding my own goddamn beeswax, when out of the blue I get this crazy late night booty
  3. 3. 3. call from Joe. Alexis continues getting ready for Joe. She puts on face cream and pulls out her hair tie. Picks up razor and contemplates her legs, puts it down. CHERYL(O.S.) Who's Joe? Is that the hot guy you met at the conference last month? ALEXIS No, the black dude from the agency, the one who thinks he's hot shit? Remember? CHERYL(O.S.) But you haven't seen him in like months, right? ALEXIS I know right? How crazy is this? So random. While talking to Cheryl, Alexis brushes out her hair, puts on some make-up. ALEXIS(CONT'D) So get this, I'm real bitchy at first, but then he comes out with (Imitates Joe in falsetto voice) 'Oh, girl, I've just been thinking about you and your sweet pussy and wondering what you're up to?' Like I'm supposed to be flattered by that? Some suavecito, what a lamo! CHERYL(O.S.) He hasn't called you in months and that's his opener? I know you told me the sex with him was unbelievably hot, but girl, please tell me you didn't just let him get way with that! ALEXIS No, I acted all offended and snotty, even though he and I both know I'm a dirty little slut who loves his big black dick any which way I can get it.
  4. 4. 4. CHERYL(O.S.) Alexis, we talked about this. I thought you weren't going to do this any more. ALEXIS I know, I just couldn't help myself. Just between us girls, I have to say he's great in bed, cause size does matter to tell the honest to God truth, I know we feel all obligated to lie and reassure guys that it doesn't, but its all bullshit. Like when we fake coming just to get it over with, cause there's no way the guy is going to get you there and it's just too much effort to train him. I know you know what I'm talking about and don't pretend you don't. Cheryl laughs. INT. ALEXIS' MESSY BEDROOM - NIGHT As they talk, ALEXIS puts on some sexy lingerie. Puts on lip gloss. CHERYL(O.S.) Are you at least going to make him take you out? ALEXIS No, he's on his way over now, he's gonna be here in a few minutes and I'm sitting here looking like crap. CHERYL(O.S.) Oh, you never look like crap, bitch. ALEXIS No, I mean it, I've got a face mask on and my room's a disaster zone and I've been pigging out on ice cream. CHERYL(O.S.) Alexis, I thought you were over the casual sex thing you got into after your break-up with Sam.
  5. 5. 5. ALEXIS I know. I know. Oops. I did it again. And the worst part is, now he knows I'm good for a booty call whenever he wants one. Damn, I hate being a sure thing, but I can't help it. If he hadn't fucked me so good and long and hard the last time and if I hadn't come and come and come, I'd feel really guilty about being such a dirty little slut. CHERYL (O.S.) You know, ever since you and Sam split up you're kinda turning into one with these late night booty calls. New song comes on. ALEXIS Oooh, I love this song! Alexis does a little dirty dancing and twerking. Admires herself in the mirror. ALEXIS (CONT'D) God, do I ever need a steady boyfriend to protect me from myself. DOORBELL RINGS. ALEXIS (CONT'D) Gotta go, he's here. Later, babe. Tosses phone. Fluffs hair, pushes boobs up, slips into heels and walks to door. Coming... ALEXIS (CONT'D) FADE TO BLACK.