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1.  What’s the funniest joke that you can think of right now?
 What is one food that you consider the bane of your existence?
 If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
 What is something that I wouldn't believe about you?
 What is the most hilarious childhood experience that you could think of right now?
 What do you think you would be doing if you never had to work in your life?
 Have you ever noticed that easy open packages never seem to open that easily?
 If you manage to survive the apocalypse, what do you think your post-apocalyptic job would
be?
 What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with right now?
 How do you handle people you don’t like?
 Which came first, the egg or the chicken?
 Where do you want to be in an hour?
 What is the color of your underwear right now?
 What song do you feel the absolute urge to sing along with whenever you hear it?
 What’s the one thing that you’re most terrible at?
 Do you consider yourself more of a nice person or a naughty person?
 What commercial convinced you not to buy the product they are advertising?
 What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
 What do you think am I thinking right now?
 What do you think is the worst way to die?
 What makes you cry?
 How many walkers have you killed? How many people? Why?
 When it comes to toilet paper, do you set the flap over or under?
 What three things you would never spend your money on?
 If animals could talk, which do you think would be the rudest?
 What is something that is really important to you but you never get the chance to talk about?
 What small stuff do you always sweat?
 For you, what does the perfect burger look like?
 What can you talk about for hours on end?
 What’s the most absurd thing that has become a reality for you?
 What’s your biggest kitchen fail?
 What do you consider the sexiest animal on the planet?
 Given the chance, what would you say to your five year old self?
 Are you happy right now?
 What is the longest amount of time you have been awake?

2.  What common piece of advice or words of wisdom don’t actually make much sense?
 What's your favorite smell?
 What is your signature dance move?
 Are you concerned with what other people think about you?
 What’s one super power that you would never want to have?
 What’s your definition of a good human being?
 What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
 What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
 If you were a pizza topping, what would you be and why?
 What’s the most terrible movie that you love?
 If you were a rapper, what would your rapper name be?
 Would you rather always say everything that goes in your mind or never speak a word again?
 Could you go for a month without any kind of electronic gadget?
 Can you fold a fitted sheet?
 What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
 Would you rather have bionic arms or bionic legs?
 Does your credit card have three numbers on the back like mine? What are they?
 What’s the worst thing you have ever tasted?
 What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do everyday?
 Would you like to be famous? In what way?
 What is the most normal thing about you?
 If you had to flee the country, where would you choose to live?

3.  What was the last thing in your mind?
 If you were to tell me three things about yourself right now, which two things are total lies?
 Would you rather have the ability to fly or teleport?
 What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing by a stranger on the street?
 What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
 If you could anywhere in the universe for one day, where would you go?
 What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
 If you could eat only one kind of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
 What is something that is really popular now, but in 10 years everyone will look back on and be
embarrassed by?
 What are you proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?
 What is the most stupid way you’ve ever hurt yourself?
 What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
 What takes most of your time in your everyday life?
 What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone’s house?
 What are you too old to do but still enjoy doing?
 What flavor combination is kind of weird but you really like it?
 What mythical creature would improve the world the most if it existed?
 Would you cannibalize someone to survive on a stranded island knowing that there's a 25%
chance of rescue/survival if you eat the corpse but a guaranteed death if you don't eat it?
 What movie would improve drastically if it was turned into a musical?
 What’s the first thing that you do when you get home?
 If you could pick a day to relive over and over in a never-ending loop, what day would it be and
why?
 If you had to replace your hands with something else, what would you put at the end of your
arms?
 If you could make one absolute rule for a day that everyone should follow, what would it be?
 If you had to become an inanimate object for a month, what object would you choose to be and
why?
 What was your dream job when you were a child?

4.  What’s one thing that you refuse to share no matter what?
 Where is the strangest place you’ve ever peed or pooped?
 Which is better to listen to, your heart or your brain?
 On a scale of 1-10, how old are you?
 If you had a disease named after you, what would be the symptoms?
 If you were to die tomorrow, why not now?
 What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
 What is something that you used to know was true, but no longer is?
 Would you rather have noisy neighbors or nosy neighbors?
 What’s your weirdest pet-peeve?
 What color is your toothbrush?
 Why do guys have nipples?
 Who is your favorite villain?

5.  What’s the dumbest rule you’ve been forced to follow?
 What rules do you make for yourself?
 If you were given the chance to marry any fictional character, who would it be?
 If you were imprisoned for something bad you did, what would your crime be?
 How can we rob this place?
 Which character from any show would you want to kill if you had the chance?
 What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
 Have you ever stolen anything?
 Has anyone ever walked in on you naked?
 If you had to be on an isolated island with only one book, which one would it be?
 When was the last time you peed in a pool?
 What’s your favorite animal sound?
 What kind of cult would you like to start?
 Do you like waking up early or staying up late?
 Which actor would be best to play you in a movie about your life?
 What would you choose as your animal sidekick if you were in a movie?
 You are about to get into a fight, what song comes on as your soundtrack?
 What is the weirdest nickname people have ever called you?
 Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
 Of all your pet-peeves, which one is the strangest?
 Would you rather be able to only whisper or only shout everything?
 Which fictional character do you identify with the most?
 What superpower do you want to have?
 What song would you play on repeat if you had to torture someone with it?
 How would you get yourself fired if you could?
 In one sentence, how would you sum up your life?
 Would you rather eat raw egg for the rest of your life or sleep in a bathtub filled with egg yolk for
a year?
 What is the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever tried?

6.  What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
 What turns you on?
 How often does your brain go on autopilot?
 What would your last words be?
 What is the most interesting piece of trivia you know?
 If you were a ghost, how would you haunt people?
 What do you know way too much about?
 What random acts of extreme kindness would you like to see?
 What was the last movie that made you cry?
 What song do you want played while your coffin is being dropped six foot below?
 What do you think is the most useless major in college?
 What do you think you know a lot about but probably don’t?

7.  What is your favorite thing to wear to bed?
 What game do you dominate when you play it?
 What job doesn’t exist but should?
 What did you think was silly until you tried it?
 What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told someone?
 I think I have lost my phone number, can i have yours?
 What’s the weirdest thing you used to eat as a child?
 What was fun to do once, but you’ll never try to do again?
 What is the most irritating food for you?
 What one question can you ask someone to find out the most about them?
 What would be the absolute best pet to have?
 What is something that most people get wrong about you?
 What happened the last time you almost died?
 What’s the weirdest crush you’ve ever had?
 What childish thing do you still enjoy?
 What was the worst purchase you’ve ever made?
 How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
 What’s the first thing you would do if a zombie apocalypse breaks out?
 When you are day dreaming, what do you dream about?
 What is the most boring activity imaginable?
 What was the random compliment that someone gave you that really got stuck in your
memory?
 What would you recommend to someone if they had the day off and didn’t know what to do?
 What’s the most important file on your computer?
 What’s the best WiFi name you’ve seen?
 What scene from a movie scarred you for life?
 What was the weirdest habit you had as a child?
 What’s something everyone should experience at least once in their life?
 What are some of the nicknames you have for your friends?
 What is something most people do easily but you find very difficult to do?
 If you could level up in life just like in video games, where would you put your next skill point?
 If time wasn’t an issue and you had forever to master a skill, what skill would you like to
master?
 What’s the best prank you’ve ever played on someone?
 What would be the worst thing to have a phobia of?
 What do you think is the most common complaint people in your country have?

8.  What would be the most spectacular funeral you could imagine?
 What small thing makes you angrier than it should?
 What do you own that a lot of people comment on?
 What movie can you watch over and over and never get tired of?
 What’s the most paranormal thing that has ever happened to you?
 What do you judge people for that you probably shouldn’t?
 What double standard is ridiculous and needs to be ended?
 What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version