THE RETARDED MAZEFeaturing Mario, Sonic, and much more…!!!!!
THE RETARDED    MAZE   SUICIDE   how 2 dye
Game over               rawr                     (if you dare to retry, click here)
____       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE       HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  NO!!!
____       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE       HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  NO!!!
DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!  (click and game over)LEVEL 1: Escape       START!       DEATH!!!
Good job!(Level  2)
Sucka-       punchWTF!??!
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Click to restart Level 1
LEVEL 1DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over)    LEvEL 2:    Sentinel     START!     DEATH!!!
WTF!??!
Mediocrity             Watch              out!
Mediocrity  Lv. 3             Watch              out!
LEVEL 1DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over)    Level 3…    Artillery     START!     DEATH!!!
THINK   THINK   THINK   THINKFAST!   FAST!   FAST!   FAST!
THINK   THINK   THINK   THINKFAST!   FAST!   FAST!   FAST!
Wow!                        Nice !                        Lv. 4                        nextTHINK   THINK   THINKFAST!   FA...
Wow!                        Nice !                        Lv. 4                        nextTHINK   THINK   THINKFAST!   FA...
THINK FAST!!!!THINK                    THINK   THINKFAST!                    FAST!   FAST!
LEVEL 1DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over)    Level 4! YEAH    Labyrinth     START!     DEATH!!!
“Find the invisible key”-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”
“Key not in maze. Key in YOU”-That Mr. Miyaji guy
“WTF?!!!”-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”
Lv. 5
Lv. 5
Lv. 5        BOSS
Dr. Dre’sRobotnik’sPowerPoint   HQ! Clik 2 b-gin
Clik 2 b-gin
Find the missing key!
Find the missing key!                        Please end the show,                         go to “Slide Show”,             ...
Find the missing key!
Find the missing key!
Dr. Eggman:    HOLD   ITRIGHT THERE!
Dr. Eggman: …Sorry- my font was muchdifferent than expected.
Dr. Eggman: You can blame my patheticmakers and the pathetic creator of thiswretched game for that.
Dr. Eggman: Don’t you hate when somerandom idiots come into your system andf*** up your work?
Dr. Eggman: That’s happened to me aboutfive million times.
Dr. Eggman: Like when that blueporcupine-looking thing spilled that can ofSprite on my beloved machine I’d workedso hard t...
Dr. Eggman: (cries)
Dr. Eggman: …Alas! I cannot weep. Anyform of liquid on-screen will screw up thisfile. The creator paid me a billion dollar...
Dr. Eggman: And now! I, Dr. Robotnik,shall battle you, the stupid mouse cursor, ina duel to the DEATH!!
THINKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOMB
IWILLHAVEMYREVENG         E
Martin: Derek!!! You made my pictureall weird!
Technical   Martin:  error
Martin: Much better.
Martin: You looked at me funny! Let’sbattle!!!
Martin used Psybeam!
Martin: How can this be?!?!!?!!!?!
Garrett: Hey,whassup, my Asian?
Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture
Garrett            doesn’t            even            deserve            a pictureMartin:ARGH!! Goaway,Garrett!
Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture
Garrett            Garrett: Now,doesn’t            Cursor, prepare toeven            taste my TRUEdeserve            power...
Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture
10 Seconds to Escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U LOOZE!
5 Seconds!Go!         Go!!      Go?
U LOOZE!
4 Seconds!
2 Seconds!
U LOOZE!
2 Seconds!
U LOOZE!
4 Seconds!
U LOOZE!
8 Seconds!
U LOOZE!
U LOOZE!
Me so GarrettGarrettdoesn’tevendeserve                           3 Seconds!a picture                            Key
U LOOZE!
Almost there…Garrettdoesn’tevendeserve                           3 Seconds!a picture                            Key
U LOOZE!
Ain’t that sexy Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture                                Oh   yeah
U LOOZE!
Ain’t that sexy Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture                                Oh   yeah
Who izfaggoter????????????            5 Seconds!  Garrett                  Sandris            Faggalicious
U LOOZE!
Who izfaggoter????????????  Garrett                  Sandris            Faggalicious
The answer                           42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42                                       42                     ...
U LOOZE!
42IS THE ANSWER    2 LIFE???     42
PART II COMPLETE                           PART COMPLETE                          TO BE CONTINUED…                        ...
Dr. Eggman: HA! Now prepare to be                ROBOTISIZED!Quick! Click here to restart before he gives             you ...
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
Fzzzzzzzt (the retarded maze that anyone can beat in two simple steps)
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  1. 1. THE RETARDED MAZEFeaturing Mario, Sonic, and much more…!!!!!
  2. 2. THE RETARDED MAZE SUICIDE how 2 dye
  3. 3. Game over  rawr (if you dare to retry, click here)
  4. 4. ____ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!
  5. 5. ____ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!
  6. 6. DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!! (click and game over)LEVEL 1: Escape START! DEATH!!!
  7. 7. Good job!(Level 2)
  8. 8. Sucka- punchWTF!??!
  9. 9. FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click to restart Level 1
  10. 10. LEVEL 1DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over) LEvEL 2: Sentinel START! DEATH!!!
  11. 11. WTF!??!
  12. 12. Mediocrity Watch out!
  13. 13. Mediocrity Lv. 3 Watch out!
  14. 14. LEVEL 1DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over) Level 3… Artillery START! DEATH!!!
  15. 15. THINK THINK THINK THINKFAST! FAST! FAST! FAST!
  16. 16. THINK THINK THINK THINKFAST! FAST! FAST! FAST!
  17. 17. Wow! Nice ! Lv. 4 nextTHINK THINK THINKFAST! FAST! FAST!
  18. 18. Wow! Nice ! Lv. 4 nextTHINK THINK THINKFAST! FAST! FAST!
  19. 19. THINK FAST!!!!THINK THINK THINKFAST! FAST! FAST!
  20. 20. LEVEL 1DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over) Level 4! YEAH Labyrinth START! DEATH!!!
  21. 21. “Find the invisible key”-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”
  22. 22. “Key not in maze. Key in YOU”-That Mr. Miyaji guy
  23. 23. “WTF?!!!”-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”
  24. 24. Lv. 5
  25. 25. Lv. 5
  26. 26. Lv. 5 BOSS
  27. 27. Dr. Dre’sRobotnik’sPowerPoint HQ! Clik 2 b-gin
  28. 28. Clik 2 b-gin
  29. 29. Find the missing key!
  30. 30. Find the missing key! Please end the show, go to “Slide Show”, and restart from slide 35.
  31. 31. Find the missing key!
  32. 32. Find the missing key!
  33. 33. Dr. Eggman: HOLD ITRIGHT THERE!
  34. 34. Dr. Eggman: …Sorry- my font was muchdifferent than expected.
  35. 35. Dr. Eggman: You can blame my patheticmakers and the pathetic creator of thiswretched game for that.
  36. 36. Dr. Eggman: Don’t you hate when somerandom idiots come into your system andf*** up your work?
  37. 37. Dr. Eggman: That’s happened to me aboutfive million times.
  38. 38. Dr. Eggman: Like when that blueporcupine-looking thing spilled that can ofSprite on my beloved machine I’d workedso hard to create for so many years…
  39. 39. Dr. Eggman: (cries)
  40. 40. Dr. Eggman: …Alas! I cannot weep. Anyform of liquid on-screen will screw up thisfile. The creator paid me a billion dollarsand a donkey for me to follow along withhis plan.
  41. 41. Dr. Eggman: And now! I, Dr. Robotnik,shall battle you, the stupid mouse cursor, ina duel to the DEATH!!
  42. 42. THINKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  43. 43. BOMB
  44. 44. IWILLHAVEMYREVENG E
  45. 45. Martin: Derek!!! You made my pictureall weird!
  46. 46. Technical Martin: error
  47. 47. Martin: Much better.
  48. 48. Martin: You looked at me funny! Let’sbattle!!!
  49. 49. Martin used Psybeam!
  50. 50. Martin: How can this be?!?!!?!!!?!
  51. 51. Garrett: Hey,whassup, my Asian?
  52. 52. Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture
  53. 53. Garrett doesn’t even deserve a pictureMartin:ARGH!! Goaway,Garrett!
  54. 54. Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture
  55. 55. Garrett Garrett: Now,doesn’t Cursor, prepare toeven taste my TRUEdeserve power%!!a picture
  56. 56. Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture
  57. 57. 10 Seconds to Escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  58. 58. U LOOZE!
  59. 59. 5 Seconds!Go! Go!! Go?
  60. 60. U LOOZE!
  61. 61. 4 Seconds!
  62. 62. 2 Seconds!
  63. 63. U LOOZE!
  64. 64. 2 Seconds!
  65. 65. U LOOZE!
  66. 66. 4 Seconds!
  67. 67. U LOOZE!
  68. 68. 8 Seconds!
  69. 69. U LOOZE!
  70. 70. U LOOZE!
  71. 71. Me so GarrettGarrettdoesn’tevendeserve 3 Seconds!a picture Key
  72. 72. U LOOZE!
  73. 73. Almost there…Garrettdoesn’tevendeserve 3 Seconds!a picture Key
  74. 74. U LOOZE!
  75. 75. Ain’t that sexy Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture Oh yeah
  76. 76. U LOOZE!
  77. 77. Ain’t that sexy Garrettdoesn’tevendeservea picture Oh yeah
  78. 78. Who izfaggoter???????????? 5 Seconds! Garrett Sandris Faggalicious
  79. 79. U LOOZE!
  80. 80. Who izfaggoter???????????? Garrett Sandris Faggalicious
  81. 81. The answer 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42is 42 42 42 42 42 42(hot dawg) 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 41 41 42 四十- 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 Seconds! 42
  82. 82. U LOOZE!
  83. 83. 42IS THE ANSWER 2 LIFE??? 42
  84. 84. PART II COMPLETE PART COMPLETE TO BE CONTINUED… TO BE CONTINUED…Maze Made By: The Maniacal, Somewhat Retarded Clown (formerly Sir Cryo)Maze Made By: The Maniacal, Somewhat Retarded Clown (formerly Sir Cryo) Inspiration: Sir Ipodnerd, Murf Inspiration: Sir Ipodnerd, Murf Other Characters: Martin Kang, Garrett Whats-his-face Other Characters: Martin Kang, Garrett Whats-his-face Special Thanks: You, The Player Special Thanks: You, The Player
  85. 85. Dr. Eggman: HA! Now prepare to be ROBOTISIZED!Quick! Click here to restart before he gives you a game over!

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