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20 silly Jokes for Kids
Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex
humor. Here are 20 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4."
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this
possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
Source : Jokes

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20 silly jokes for kids

  • 1. 20 silly Jokes for Kids Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 20 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9. Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tuba toothpaste. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza really great guy! Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese! Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to go to high school.
  • 2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting, squawking parrot. Interrupting, squawking parr- SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK! Q: Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-vania. Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! Knock, knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel! Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
  • 3. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here! After many years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4." Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it. Q: Which flower talks the most? A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips! Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible? A: His horse's name is Friday! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go "moo!" Q: What did 0 say to 8? A: Nice belt!
  • 4. Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus? A: You're a fun guy [fungi]. Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? A: He was a little hoarse. Source : Jokes