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Manny claus

  1. 1. BOAS FESTAS!! 
  2. 2. DA POOTUGUESE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS! STEVE LOPES
  3. 3. Twas da night befowa creeshmas, <ul><li>AND ALL TRU MY TREE DECKA HOUSE NOTA TING MAKE FOR MOVE, NO EVEN A TEENY TINY MOUSE. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>DA STOCKAS MAKE FOR HANGA FROM DA GAS STOVE WID CAYA, I HOEPA DAT MANNY CLAUS COME OVA HEEYA! </li></ul><ul><li>DA KIDS MAKE FOR SLEEPA IN FURNATCHA CITY BUNK BEDS, WID VISHAS OF SWEET RICE DANCA IN DAYA HEADS. </li></ul><ul><li>AND MARIA IN HER P SHJAYS, AND I JUST MAKE FOR CRAP WE GOTA BED NOW OR MAYBE PUSH IN DA PANTS. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>WHEN IN DA CEMENT BACK YAHD DAYA MAKE FOR SUCH A NOISE, I RUN TO DA WEENDA IN DA KIDS ROOM AND TRIP ONDA TOYS! </li></ul><ul><li>DA MOON MAKE FOR SHINE ONDA GRAPE VINE BELOW IT LOOKED LIKE DA FARM I GREW UP WID VOVO, </li></ul><ul><li>WHEN WHAT TO MY BLOODSHOT EYES MAKE FOR SEE A POOTUGUESE GUY AND HES TAKIN’ A PEE! </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>DIS POOTUGUESE GUY, WID WHITE HAIR ON HIS JAWS HES GOT SOME REINDEEYAS I CAN BELIEVE ITS MANNY CLAUS!!! </li></ul><ul><li>FASTER DEN MARIA ON DA BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL DAY HE YELLED AND HE SCREAMED AND CALLED OUT DA NAMES… </li></ul><ul><li>ON MANNY HEY DANNY NOW LOUIE AND MARCIO OH COMON YOU STOOPA WHERES EVARISTO AND MARIO! NO POOP ONDA PORCH NO PISH ONDA WALL GET UP ONDA ROOF AND MAKE SHUWA I NO FALL! </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>AS DRY HEAVES FROM TOO MUCH BEEYA TO DA BATROOM YOUD FLY, DOZE POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS TOOK TO DA SKY. </li></ul><ul><li>SO UP TO DA ROOF DOZE COIZAS DEY FLEW, WID A SLEIGH FULL OF SHUTTICE AND MANNY CLAUS TOO. </li></ul><ul><li>AND DEN IN A SECA I HEARD ONDA ROOF DA POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS WID DERE GAADAM LOUD HOOFS! </li></ul><ul><li>I HIT MY HEAD ONDA WEENDA AND WAS TURNA AROUND, DOWN DA STOVE PIPE CAME MANNY CLAUS ONTO DA GROUND! </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>HE WAS DRESSED IN RED AND GREEN FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS SHOES, HE MAKE FOR LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE TI TONY DA CRUZ </li></ul><ul><li>A BUNDLE OF SHUTTICE HE HAD FLUNG ON HIS BACK WID SOME LINGUICA AND MORCELLA JUST FOR DA HECK. </li></ul><ul><li>HIS EYES DEY WERE BLOODSHOT HIS FACE KINDA SCARY HE HAD BIG HAIRY ARMS LIKE MY GREAT AUNT TIA MARY </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>DA STUMP OF A SEEGAR HE HAD IN HIS MOUT, DA SMOKE MADE ME DIZZY I ALMOSE MAKE FOR PASS OUT. </li></ul><ul><li>HE HADA LOOK ON HIS FACE DEN HE GRABBED HIS BIG BELLY, HE MAKE FOR PASS GAS JESUS IT WAS SMELLY! </li></ul><ul><li>HE WAS CHUBBY AND PLUMP FROM TOO MUCH SHUTTICE FOR HIMSELF AND AFTER DAT BOMBA HE LAID I TINK HE MAKE FOR POOP HIMSELF! </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>HE NO MAKE FOR TALK AND WENT RIGHT TO WORK, HE WALKED TRU MARIAS WHITE PALLA WID HIS DIRTY BOOTS YOU CANT DO DAT YOU JERK! </li></ul><ul><li>WHAT KINDA POOTUGUESE GUY WOULD NEVA KNOW YOU CANT GO IN DAT PALLA ITS JUST DERE FOR SHOW! </li></ul><ul><li>HE WENT OUT DA WEENDA AND BACK TO HIS SLEIGH AND IT’S A GOOD TING MARIA WAS ON HER WAY. </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>I HEARD HIM YELL DOWN AS HE FLEW OUT OF SIGHT BOAS FESTAS TO ALL AND TELL MARIA ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT! </li></ul>

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