Leighann Lord's Notes & Jokes November 2014

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24. REACTION THE FERGUSON GRAND JURY ANNOUNCEMENT ON TWITTER How many reporters began looting and setting fires in #Ferguson just to keep the story going? #Hardnews There are post-fire explosions in a beauty supply shop in #Ferguson. There's no better argument than that for going #natural #irestmycase CNN is doing everything but playing "Run Charlie Run" by the Temptations. So #Ferguson spent money on teargas but not fire trucks? Maybe the cops should start shooting the fires. So the fire trucks can't get into #Ferguson because of the gun fire. Well, while the fires rage maybe we can do something about the gun laws. I might have gained an extra hour when we set our clocks back but I lost it tonight. Thanks a lot #CNN #Ferguson I wonder how many fire insurance claims will be denied in #Ferguson because ignorance is a pre-existing condition?
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What is the Word of the Day? It’s what comedian, writer, and former English major Leighann Lord does for fun. Every weekday at 9am she posts her Word of the Day (#WOTD): A real word, its real definition, and then an alternate definition (#ALTDEF) in 140 characters. Why make it up when you can look it up. Catch up at http://www.DictJokes.com .
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Enjoy a weekly wrap up of my comedy & commentary!
What is the Word of the Day? It’s what comedian, writer, and former English major Leighann Lord does for fun. Every weekday at 9am she posts her Word of the Day (#WOTD): A real word, its real definition, and then an alternate definition (#ALTDEF) in 140 characters. Why make it up when you can look it up. Catch up at http://www.DictJokes.com .
Enjoy Leighann’s brand of wordy, nerdy, heady comedy? Book her to perform or speak at your next event!
Contact: @LeighannLord || LeighannLord@gmail.com || VeryFunnyLady.com

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