March 31-April 4, 2014
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Breaking News:
The NHTSA will require rear-view
cameras on all vehicles.
So we can all
back that thing up with confidence....
As women get older,
our bodies have a hard time
absorbing calcium, but for some
reason we have no problem at all
absorbing...
VP Joe Biden said
people will be 'surprised' by how
Obamacare turns out.
He's right.
There's nothing like
a good cliff han...
I played a music trivia game featuring
music from
the 40s to the 70s.
One of my answers was
Dead Guy singing an Old Song.
...
If it seems like a woman is mad for
no reason, she might be wearing
Spanx. You’d be mad too if you
couldn’t eat, slouch, o...
Why are Spanx called Spanx?
I don’t know, maybe because women
won’t buy something
called the iFat.
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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.

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Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse: March 31-April 4, 2014

  1. 1. March 31-April 4, 2014
  2. 2. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  3. 3. Breaking News: The NHTSA will require rear-view cameras on all vehicles. So we can all back that thing up with confidence. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  4. 4. As women get older, our bodies have a hard time absorbing calcium, but for some reason we have no problem at all absorbing ice cream. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  5. 5. VP Joe Biden said people will be 'surprised' by how Obamacare turns out. He's right. There's nothing like a good cliff hanger. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  6. 6. I played a music trivia game featuring music from the 40s to the 70s. One of my answers was Dead Guy singing an Old Song. Although technically right, I didn't win. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  7. 7. If it seems like a woman is mad for no reason, she might be wearing Spanx. You’d be mad too if you couldn’t eat, slouch, or breathe. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  8. 8. Why are Spanx called Spanx? I don’t know, maybe because women won’t buy something called the iFat. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
  9. 9. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

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