1.
March 3-7, 2014

2.
Do increasing tensions
between the US and Russia
mean comedians should
start dusting off their Cold
War era jokes?
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

3.
If this Ukraine situation keeps up
I'm gonna have to find it on the map.
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

4.
Cate Blanchett confessed
that she slept with her Oscar.
So did Mrs. Madison
until she threw him out,
requesting that he never return.
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

5.
The Web turns 25 next week.
Now it can start worrying about
something cheaper, younger, and
faster that’s ready to take its place.
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

6.
The College Board has announced
the first changes to the SAT
college entrance exam since 2005.
Post-test therapy would be nice.
I'm still bitter.
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

7.
If Russia is not afraid of
American military intervention
in the Ukraine have we considered
threatening them
with jobs and healthcare?
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

8.
Universal Pre-K?
Should sending kids to school
on other planets really be
where we're focusing our
efforts right now?
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

9.
Ghengis Khan killed about 11%
of the entire world’s population.
And that was without
a college degree.
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

10.
U.S. House approves
loan guarantees for Ukraine.
Still no word on
my application from 2008.
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

11.
Venezuela has severed ties
with Panama.
Is that Venezuela's way of saying,
"I think we should
see other countries."?
Fresh Off the Synapse
@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com

12.
Taking my Parents to the
movies. What's the
etiquette?
Do I let them sit by
themselves in case they
want to make out?
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@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com