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Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse February 1-7, 2014


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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.

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Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse February 1-7, 2014

  1. 1. February 1-7, 2014
  2. 2. Breaking News: NJ Governor Chris Christie knew about the lane closures on the George Washington Bridge and he was the second shooter in the JFK assassination. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  3. 3. A Los Angeles judge ruled that Chris Brown should remain in rehab … at least long enough to welcome Justin Bieber and show him the ropes. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  4. 4. Bill Gates is stepping down as the CEO of Microsoft. Now he can buy an iPhone. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  5. 5. Scientists say mammograms every two years, instead of one, will save money. Save it for what? More drugs to fight erectile dysfunction? Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  6. 6. Four people were taken into custody on drug charges as police investigate the death of actor Philip Seymour Hoffman. Any leads on who shot Tupac? Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  7. 7. The Vatican defends itself against a United Nations child abuse report. Is that the religious equivalent of "See, what had happened was…"? Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  8. 8. The GI Joe action figure (a doll for boys) turns 50. Does that make him old enough for Expendables 3? Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  9. 9. On Flights to the 2014 Olympics in Sochi: Travelers report that banned carry-on items are still getting through Russian security: toothpaste, lotion, sexual orientation. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  10. 10. Martin Luther King's children are battling over selling his Nobel Peace Prize medal. Are they too lazy to earn their own money by going on Dancing with the Stars? Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||