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Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse: February 10-14, 2014


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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.

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Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse: February 10-14, 2014

  1. 1. February 10-14, 2014
  2. 2. Inspired by Michael Sam, I would like to come out as an educated, heterosexual black woman. We're not very popular but please be tolerant. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  3. 3. A new biography is being written about NJ Governor Chris Christie. Will it be called Bridge Over Troubled Water? Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  4. 4. Former iconic child star, Shirley Temple, has died at 85; reminding us that Honey Boo Boo has been a very poor substitute. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  5. 5. Happy Darwin Day! Let's try not to embarrass our species. Oh wait … too late. #earnyourthumbs Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  6. 6. Comcast will acquire Time Warner Cable in $45B deal. Bottom line: is this going to make it easier or harder to steal cable? (I’m asking for a friend.) Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  7. 7. McDonald's restaurants in Florida are taking Valentine's Day dinner reservations for table service. Because side chicks need love too? Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||
  8. 8. The LA Times reports that Stocks lift 401(k)s, but many Americans are still unprepared for retirement. We’re unprepared for Tuesday. Fresh Off the Synapse @LeighannLord ||