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Why tampa is great


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Why tampa is great

  1. 1. Why Tampa is great and DC is a suckmuppet A professional presentation
  2. 2. Lizards, EVERYWHERE.
  3. 3. Florida Aquarium- Wild Dolphin Adventure Cruise- Backstage Pass Adventure to PENGUINS- Full service bar- 500,000 gallon tank- Literally swim with the fishes- Dive with the sharks.-Summer Aquacamp Travel Instructor job opening(Katie)
  4. 4. Entertainments and such- Seminole Hard Rock Café and Casino- Tampa Bay Downs (thoroughbred race track)- Tampa Improv Comedy Theatre and Restaurant- Muvico Centro YBOR - Centro YBOR, in historic Ybor City, Where Entertainment Happens! Featuring the 20-screen Muvico Theater, The Tampa Improv, and GameTime Entertainment Center. The Center has 10 restaurants/bars with a wide range of offerings from fine dining to a brew pub, all available while shopping at an exciting mix of retail stores.
  5. 5. “Nightlife” (Also applicable for Daydrinking) “AQUA Bar and Grilles fresh colors reflect Cigar City Brewing LLC produces small batchesthe vibrancy of the cool ocean waters. of hand-crafted, artisanal ales and lagers in aExperience an environment designed to variety of classic styles for wholesale and retailentertain your every sense, highlighted by a distribution. A focus on local ingredients andwater encased walk-in wine cellar and a culture is the cornerstone around which ourstate of the art open kitchen. AQUA Bar and award-winning recipes are constructed.Grille attains a new standard of culinaryexcellence.” Blue Martini - Blue Martini features live entertainment Monday - CineBistro offers guests 21 years of Saturday and happy hour age and older a luxurious movie Club Prana is located in the Monday- Friday 4 -7 p.m. Blue and dining experience. First run heart of Ybor City and is Martini is Tampas and independent films, a chef Tampas only five story night premier, upscale martini created menu, extensive wine list club and upscale lounge, featuring more than 30 and full bar are provided for our entertainment venue. Each specialty martinis. floor has its own style and guests in a warm and friendly music format. Five levels, five environment. parties, with a rooftop skybar playing live reggae.
  6. 6. More places to get irresponsibly drunk Gaspar’s Grotto - World famous event venue, pirate bar and restaurant. Hattricks: A downtown Irish Serving great Cuban influenced food hockey neighborhood and drink. Live entertainment. A truly tavern with great food and indigenous Tampa experience not to be missed. In the very heart of Tampas fine spirits. MacDinton’s : Irish pub and historic district, Ybor City restaurant with delicious food The Sail Pavillion: Located on and friendly Irish staff. Happy Tampas Riverwalk, The Sail Pavilion hour (2 for 1) 11:30am-7pm is Tampas only 360 degree open air every day but Friday. Friday 6pm-8pm, $10 ALL YOU CAN waterfront bar. This urban oasis DRINK. Patio, big screen offers a full liquor bar, beer, wine TV, darts, pool, golf, ample and snacks. Come on foot, by car or parking and specials every even by boat. night.Howl at the Moon: Dueling pianos Hula Bay Club: A Tampa treasure, tucked away on Tampa Bay! Enjoy the wide openand laugh-out-loud crowd waterfront views, an enticing island-meetsinteraction. The most fun you can mainland inspired menu and inexpensivehave with your clothes on. prices for fresh seafood and sushi to slow- roasted pork.
  7. 7. These fucking things! (Street cars)
  8. 8. Outdoor shit like Botanical Gardens- Bok Tower Gardens Experience one of Americas finest gardens and nature preserve surrounding a 205-foot sculpted marble carillon tower with daily concerts and Mediterranean style mansion. National Historic Landmark. Cafe and gift shop.USF Botanical Gardens The USF Botanical Gardens offer 10 acres of landscape displays and collections, a plant shop and bookstore. Enjoy orchids, begonias, palms, tropicals, carnivorous plants, birds, butterflies and more.
  9. 9. Captain Memo’s (so close) Original Pirate CruiseYoung or old, Captain Memos has something foreveryone. Cruise away into the fantasy world ofswashbucklers aboard, "The Pirates Ransom."Set your course with the cool reggae island & steelband music playing throughout the rigging of thePIRATES RANSOM. Every passenger will enjoytheir choice of free soft drinks, beer, wine, andchampagne, while searching for the bountifuldolphins, while aboard ship.
  10. 10. Arts, Culture, and all that Classy shit David A. Straz, Jr. Center for the Performing Arts The Straz Center for the Performing Arts (formerly the Tampa Performing Arts Center) provides world-class entertainment, ranging from lavish Broadway shows to classical music and rock concerts. It is the largest facility of its kind in the Southeastern United States. The Dali Museum Experience the new Dali: The largest and most comprehensive collection of Dalis work in America. Rotating exhibits, programs for all ages, daily tours, films, lectures, music series, family fun Saturdays, exciting store, cafe and much more. Museum of Science and Industry MOSI is a not-for-profit, community-based institution and educational resource dedicated to advancing public interest, knowledge, and understanding of science, industry, and technology. With a total size of over 300,000 sq. ft., MOSI is the largest science center in the southeastern United States, and home of the only IMAX Dome Theatre in the state of Florida. Kids In Charge! The Childrens Science Center at MOSI is the largest childrens science center in the nation. Disasterville, featuring WeatherQuest, MOSIs newest permanent exhibition combines education and 10,000 sq. ft. of interactive exhibits on the remarkable science behind natural disasters.
  11. 11. Busch Gardens when we can’t go to Disney Busch Gardens Tampa Bay combines world-class thrill rides, Broadway-style live entertainment and one of North America’s largest zoos in an unforgettable adventure for the whole family. New this year, Iceploration features world-class skaters, larger-than-life puppets and even animal stars, inspiring audiences to “explore the world ” on a journey to the four corners of the earth. Also new this year, the Animal Care Center welcomes guests to closely observe veterinary care and treatment at this new state-of- the-art facility.
  12. 12. Animal thingsTampas Lowry Park Zoo Recognized as the number one zoo in the U.S. by both Parents and Child magazines, Tampas Lowry Park Zoo features more than 1,700 animals on nearly 60 acres of natural habitats, water play areas, wild rides, educational shows and interactive opportunities.Big Cat Rescue Stand three feet from a 750-pound tiger. Take photos that everyone will think you took on a safari. 100 wild cats - one wild time!Dinosaur World Visit over 150 life size dinosaurs in an outdoor dinosaur museum. Take home authentic fossils at the Fossil Dig. Unearth a life size dinosaur in the Boneyard. Also enjoy the Skeleton Garden, Caves Exhibit, Deinonychus Island, Carnivore Boardwalk, Giftshop, Picnic Area and more.
  13. 13. MERMAIDSSee the world famous mermaids of Weeki WacheeSprings as they perform their version of Hans ChristianAndersens The Little Mermaid.
  14. 14. BeachesSt. Pete Beach Treasure Island Beach
  15. 15. Free Stuff Pinellas County Heritage VillageYuengling Brewery Electric Manatee Viewing Center *There’s more, I just got lazy
  16. 16. St. Pete PierWInery•At The Pier Winery you will find Mango Wine, Pineapple Wine, Grapefruit Wine and over 20 other 100% Florida Citrus and Fruit wines.•There is also a plethora of Gourmet Food and hot sauces to please your taste buds. Visit The Pier Winery or the Johns Pass Winery for a FREE wine tasting!The Palladium Theatre•Presents Performing Arts in a State-of-the-Art venue that is both intimate and majestic. Built in 1925, the theater features a 880-seat Hough Concert Hall that has recently been remodeled with state-of-the-art sound and lights•A full-sized Skinner Pipe Organ allows sound to cascade throughout the theater.CRUISES•Cruise the waters of Tampa Bay while enjoying the areas treasured wildlife and the beatuiful sights St. Petersburg has to offer.•$22 for adults,
  17. 17. Not So Boring Stats *caution: may still be boringDon’t you guys love oranges?THEY GROW THEM HERE. Has more sunny days a year than Hawaii Average daily high in January is 70 degrees 10 Community Colleges/Universities Clearwater Beach has held the record for "most days of sunshine" in the Guinness
  18. 18. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DISNEYWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Seriously guys, we could DRIVE there faster than we can currently FLY there. Did you have a bad day at work? Well let’s head to Raglan Road tonight for Guinness and maybe some food. Did you get a couple days off from work? Let’s go to Magic Kingdom! Are you craving some Macho Nachos, Lobster Bisque, Mickey mac and cheese, Zebra Domes, or Aquavit? NO PROBLEM, JUST AN HOUR AWAY! Did someone lose their panda shirt? Did I break one of my souvenirs again? Did you run out of Disney coffee? No need to pay shipping and wait for it like a peasant, we’ll just go pick up a new one! And hey, while we’re there, let’s stop by Philharmagic or Dinosaur. SERIOUSLY GUYS.
  19. 19. And most importantly……… MEEEEEEE! I would live there, you fools! Come be in the same damn state as me or you’ll be suckmuppets too.