Kris Buytaert● I used to
be a Dev,● Then Became an Op● Chief Trolling Officer and Open Source Consultant @inuits.eu● Everything is an effing DNS Problem● Building Clouds since before the bookstore● Some books, some papers, some blogs● Evangelizing devops
Do you know what your
children do at 5 am in the morning ?● Sleeping ?● Crashing a Party ?● Why are the cops at your front door ?● What happened ?● How long have they been gone ?
#monitoringsucks Monitoring is AWESOME. Metrics
are AWESOME. I love it. Heres what I dont love:● Having my hands tied with the model of host and service bindings.● Having to set up "fake" hosts just to group arbitrary metrics together● Having to either collect metrics twice - once for alerting and another for trending● Only being able to see my metrics in 5 minute intervals● Having to chose between shitty interface but great monitoring or shitty monitoring but great interface● Dealing with a monitoring system that thinks IT is the system of truth for my environment● Not actually having any real choices John Vincent (@lusis) on his blog http://lusislog.blogspot.com/2011/06/why- monitoring-sucks.html