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How to Write the Worst Cold Email Ever

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Tired of writing great cold emails that get responses? ...want to be labeled as a spammer and tarnish your brand with crappy cold emails? ...Well you're in luck: This is the cold email guide for you! Learn how to write the worst cold email EVER!

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How to Write the Worst Cold Email Ever

  1. 1. How to create the worst cold email EVER! Heather R Morgan| @HeatherReyhan | www.salesfolk.com
  2. 2. “Our company is AMAZING…we’re constantly winning awards for…” Step #1: Alienate your readers with self-focused narcissism
  3. 3. “Would you like to buy my product? It only costs…” Step #2: Be too salesy: ask for too much (like money) too fast
  4. 4. “We have feature A, B,… Z…and we’re also working on a new….” Step #3: Lose your prospect’s attention by aimlessly rambling
  5. 5. “Pretty much if you buy my product you’ll become a BILLIONAIRE!” Step #4: Make absurd claims with 0 proof
  6. 6. But, if you don’t want to write a terrible cold email… Check out our Fool Proof Guide to Cold Email! Heather R Morgan | Salesfolk CEO heather@salesfolk.com

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