The Ice Ice Baby Methodology of Sales: Kicking It VIP

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The Ice Ice Baby Methodology of Sales: Kicking It VIP

  1. 1. The Ice Ice Baby Methodology of Sales: Kicking it VIP A PowerPoint From FlyoverJoel
  2. 2. Sales Methodology Stop – Talking at your customers Collaborate – With your Team Listen – To what your customers are saying Increase – Revenue through brand new editions Hold – Tightly to ideas that grab you Flow – Like a harpoon daily and nightly
  3. 3. With this methodology, you’ll ask yourself: “will it ever stop?” Even we don’t know.
  4. 4. Daily Sales Activities Turn off the lights and glow Extreme Light up a stage and wax Rock a mic like a vandal a chump like a candle
  5. 5. CELEBRATE SALES BY BUM RUSHING THE SPEAKERS THAT BOOM!
  6. 6. Compliance• All our poisonous mushrooms are FDA compliant• All melodies have been cleared by the FCC for appropriate dopeness• All felony charges related to SOX accounting practices have been dropped• We hit the bullseye with all federal regulations. These kids don’t play.
  7. 7. If there was a problem, yo, Ill hold a status meeting to discuss but not solve it. Check out the hook while my committee reviews it.
  8. 8. Competitive AdvantagesOur rapid response systemallows us to be quick and tothe point without fakingrelationships and gives usthe cutting edge focus tocook our competition like apound of bacon.We burn them if they fail to be quick and nimble.
  9. 9. Success Factors • All sales rep roll solo in 5.0’s • Despite having numerous girlies on standby, no current sexual harassment lawsuits • So I continued to our conveniently located offices at A1A Beachfront Ave.
  10. 10. Best business Casual Friday in the industry with female repsoften wearing less than bikinis. Annual drug testing to assure no chump coworkers are illin’ full of eight balls.
  11. 11. Case Study Gunshots Grabbed 9 Jumped in car Slammed on gas Bumper-to-bumper traffic Got away before jackers jacked
  12. 12. 1. Annual training offered in lyrical poetry in Miami2. Additional training in how to annoy people with loud bass from car speakers3. We don’t spill a lot of chemicals4. Even though we’d be in jail for our story in this song we’d like to paint a believable picture that the audience can feel.
  13. 13. Shave Eyebrows Not NinjasSomething about a ninja butwe really aren’t payingattention anymore because:MY GOD!!! HESHAVED LINES IN This should surprise no one.HIS EYEBROWS!!!
  14. 14. ConclusionWORD TO YOUR MOTHER
  15. 15. Thanks for Reading!If you’d like more, you can alwaysFollow me on Twitter at:www.twitter.com/flyoverjoelOr subscribe on Facebook at:http://www.facebook.com/FlyoverJoel

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