Calling plant managers, architects, FMs and engineers, Come hither my pretties and settle down my dears, You may be expecting blood, guts and gore, But this cautionary tale starts and ends with the floor, For this is not one that goes bump in the night, But of ghouls lurking within, waiting to fright, The spirits and demons that can cloud your vision, Even with the most simple purchase decision, Now you’re all sitting comfortably, my story begins, A man just like you, swayed by seven deadly sins…