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LET’S PRETENDTo Do Something Real

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LET’S PRETEND
To Do Something Real
Honesty in the Age of
Cowardice
How lies ultimately defeat your agenda
About Me
Eminence Waite
Subservience to a Higher
Calling
Become part of the only real global conspiracy
The Surplus Population
The real reason why we’re here
When He Rises
Apocalyptic Opportunity

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ABOUT ME
Eminence Waite
• Graduated from Stanford and Oxford
• Have worked internationally with ALEC, World Bank, Carlyle
Group, Bilderberg Group and IMF
• Currently campaign manager for Cthulhu for America

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CLOSE YOUR EYES
LET’S PRETEND WE REALLY WANT THE WORLD TO CHANGE
The amygdala is a fascinating part of the brain. It was designed as one of many controls to keep our race in check.
Fear is a great part of our lives.
Fear has led to great nations rising and falling.
Fear has created great monuments and great events in history.
And it is fear which leads us into the future.

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Fear has led to stagnation
Companies and governments worldwide have a good thing going. On surface it
makes sense to keep things as they are. Bribes remain at stable rates. Privatizaion
profit margins are reliable. Connections made here or Aspen or Bohemian can
make or break getting a contract. But chaos and entropy have other plans.
“THE
OLDEST
AND
STRONGES
T EMOTION
IS FEAR”
HP LOVECRAFT

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HONESTY
IN THE AGE OF COWARDICE
Humanity is at a unique crossroads. The pretense of
civilization is falling to the wayside. In trying to maintain
stability, the effects of chaos are multiplied.

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TRUST EROSION
I AM NOT A CROOK!
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Johnson Reagan Bush Clinton "W" Obama
JOHNSON
Popular until Civil Rights
and Vietnam escalation
REAGAN
Popular until Iran-Contra
BUSH
Declining popularity with Iraq
War “bump”
CLINTON
A slow climb back to
Reagan levels
“W”
9/11 height to a 25%
economic crash low point
OBAMA
Slow decline with historic
low point of 15% in 2011
Always or most of the time according to Pew Research Center.
http://www.people-press.org/2015/11/23/public-trust-in-government-1958-2015/
The percentage of Americans who currently trust
Their government in Washington, DC - either
19%

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Richard Nixon
“I can say categorically that…
no one in the White House
staff, no one in this
administration, presently
employed, was involved in this
very bizarre incident.”
ENTERTAINING THE LIE
DIMINISHING RETURNS
Bill Clinton
"I did not have sexual
relations with that woman,
Miss Lewinsky."
George “W” Bush
“We found the weapons of
mass destruction [in Iraq]. We
found biological laboratories.”
Hillary Clinton
“The welcoming ceremony had
to be moved inside because of
sniper fire.”

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The only problem is that when people’s experience over time
does not match given rhetoric diminishing returns start kicking in and carrying over.
It is a good short-term strategy, not a long-term one.
WHY LIE?
IT IS EFFECTIVE, SAFER THAN THE TRUTH
Adolf Hitler
“The great masses will more
easily fall victim to a big lie
than to a small one.”
Karl Rove
“"We're an empire now,
and when we act, we create
our own reality.”

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COST OF INSTABILITY
LOSING THE PUBLIC TRUST IS EXPENSIVE
“Nobody is
listening to your
telephone
calls.”
BARACK OBAMA
Hard control of populations is expensive.
Surveillance is expensive. Riot control is expensive.
Often leads to further erosion of trust.

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PUNISHMENT
Disdains the status quo
Focused on punishing
unwanted groups in
population
Calls to chimerical past
FANTASY
Disdains the status quo
Focused on helping
unwanted groups in the
population
Calls to happy future
TRUTH
Disdains the status quo
Focused on all citizens
Calls for complete end to
existing systems
LOSS OF CONTROL?
WAYS CITIZENS WILL ACT OUT

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SURPLUS POP.
AND WHAT TO DO WITH THEM
The main problem with administration is dealing with
nonessential citizenry. Population controls often times too
harsh, leads to further instability.

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CAUSES OF SURPLUS POP.
RECIPE FOR TROUBLE
Over-breeding
False religion edicts
Puritanical
socialization
Idiocracy
Structural
Unemploymen
t
Fear driven
employees
High unemployment
Social safety nets
Technology
Machines
Robots
AI
Free Trade
Agreements
Fantastic for
bottom line
Awards worst
in industry
The very reason companies and national elite do so well is also the cause of their problems.

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Solutions from the left and right are always unworkable either monetarily or in time to realization. Bandaids that hinder extraction of
material or weath from population. Is not a sustainable solution.
So what can we do?
GENERIC SOLUTIONS
WITH TERRIBLE R.O.I.
Retraining Migration Welfare Apprenticeship
Subsidies Tax Breaks Birth Control

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SACRIFICE THEM
BUT TO WHOM?

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SUBSERVIENCE
TO A HIGHER CALLING
Religion as a means to control is a completely different topic.
Approach from the opposite direction and submit to the
genuine divinity.

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Over 1,000 cults worldwide
Dedicated to a divine mission
You have most likely never heard of us
The one “global conspiracy” that has not and will not implode
Our God is Real.
And it communicates with us.
SERVANTS OF THE DREAMING GOD
CONTINUALLY OPERATIONAL FOR OVER 6,000 YEARS

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CTHU
Formerly called Campus Crusade
for Cthulhu. This organization
has tentacles in all major learning
institutions worldwide.
Church of
Cthulhu
A legal religious organization
based in the United States that
has used its tax-free status to
great and lucrative effect.
TenTech LLC
A reaction to the rise of
multinational corporate power.
TenTech is a “vulture capitalist”
group that is used to wield extra-
state power then our usual
methods would be ineffective.
EFFECTIVE INFRASTRUCTURE
VIRAL | H2H | Omnichannel
We are the mythical “Illuminati.” We are spread throughout the world -- embedded in your companies and governments.
We already have the product chains in place to make use of your surplus humans. We already know who to bribe.

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Our climate change plan is nearing fruition
Global government confidence is at all time lows
Governments and corporations at risk of
losing control
The stars are nearing a favorable alignment
WHY COME OUT NOW
A GOLDEN AGE OF OPPORTUNITY IS FAST APPROACHING
We are uniquely positioned to take advantage of the impending situation. Not just on prophecy -- on 6,000 years of creating these
conditions through assassination, genetic manipulation, investment and other methods.

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WHEN HE RISES
TIME FOR A PARADIGM SHIFT
So what happens when this god pops out of the sea?

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“The time would be easy to know, for then
mankind would have become as the Great
Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good
and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside
and all men shouting and killing and revelling
in joy.”
SPOILER ALERT
BUT THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING...

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Remember we talked about fear?
CONCLUSION
SO HOW CAN WE PROFIT FROM THIS INEVITABLE EVENT?
Like any prey animal you have been lured to your doom - paralyzed
by fear.
You cannot profit from the apocalypse. There will be nowhere to hide,
nowhere to go, nothing to spend your worthless money on.
Enjoy what time you have, we’ll be seeing you all next January.

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