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How to protect your data in a zombie apocalypse

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Two things you want to protect in a zombie apocalypse: your life and your company data. You'll need both to make sure your survivor legacy continues on after the zombie apocalypse!

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How to protect your data in a zombie apocalypse

  1. 1. When Zombies take over, getting to safety and getting business done is more important than ever. How will you keep your ideas and (escape) plans secure and out of the wrong hands? You need a data protection plan that can stand up to the zombie challenge. If MEMORIZING is out of the question, you only have so much time when impending disaster is on its way. Will your data survive when the zombie apocalypse strikes? How to Protect Your Data in the Zombie Apocalypse.
  2. 2. Since zombies are more focused on eating brains than stealing data, get a personal zombie and store your data inside! (The difficult part would be to access the data without becoming a zombie yourself.) But if not, don't worry. No one's judging you. Here are some safer ways to protect both! 1. BYOD... How about BYOZ?
  3. 3. Still backing up to the servers? Reduce the amount of hardware you need to maneu ver around. Save those out-dated servers for blocking off zombie trespassers or dropping them off roofs! Better keep that data safe in the cloud! 2. Take your data (and survivor legacy) into the cloud.
  4. 4. Did your device have the latest intel on safe havens? Where could it have gone? Maybe you dropped your phone or laptop wrestling off that zombie on your last surveillance check. Geo-locate it and head back to retrieve it on your next supply run. All's not lost! 3. Geo-locate your lost device. No laptop gets left behind.
  5. 5. When a fallen employee has turned, keep your employee Active Directory updated and pair that with a remote wipe...you never know what mindless things your zombified coworkers might do with your company data. SIDENOTE: Some IT folks might argue some people they worked with were already mindless to begin with,…but you can always add a tribute to the ones you liked! 4. Remote wipe that rogue VP of Sales. Was that Terrence from Accounting?
  6. 6. Working on the secret formula for the zombie antidote that will save humankind from the brink of extinction? We bet there are lots of people just dying (literally) to get their hands on it. Secure your files with permission controls, passwords, and AD-mapped sharing groups to make su re only the right people have access to it. 5. File sharing security for desperate times.
  7. 7. The common challenges of protecting data in today's world are simple compared to what it takes for your data to survive the zombies. Be prepared and backup your data in the cloud, across devices, anytime and anywhere. You may just save the world and become a hero! Get ready to reboot your world. Bonus Tips: Always double tap Buddy up Check the back seat
  8. 8. Keep your corporate data safe this zombie season. druva.com/insync

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