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This time with aCentre on Thursday, January 24th. 34400 sparkling new production, authentically costumed, cleverlyBased on the well regarded novel by Local Actors present their new staged and choreographed. ThisNiccolò Ammaniti, the film is wonderful show is a magicaldirected by Gabriele Salvatores. The play ‘If I Told You’ mixture of music, song and dance,story is during Italys ‘anni di and re-creates the nostalgia andpiombo’ (Years of Lead), a time Written and directed by Aoife Carry romance of the grand ballrooms ofriddled with terrorism that ran from and starring Joanne Quinn and 19th century Vienna. The audiencethe 1960’s to the 1980’s. The book Martina Carey, local theatre is introduced to a by-gone age ofand film cleverly places the story practicioners Inkling present ‘If I glamorous soirees and Strauss Maria remains one of Ireland’s best-around two young boys who are Told You’ a romantic comedy with a waltzes and also highlights some of kept secrets. Indeed the raven-hairedforced to deal with a grown-up difference, playing at Nenagh Arts the great operettas of Strauss, Dubliner is probably more familiarsituation not of their making. Centre on Saturday, 26th January. Kalman and Lehar, including de as either Katherine of Aragon, nanny Fledermaus, The Merry Widow and to the son of a serial killer or theSet in Italy’s southernmost interior Susie is a stressed out yoga teacher. many more. estranged wife of the lovely Mr.regions of Basilicata and Puglia in Clare is a successful businesswoman. Bates from the three award-winningthe 1970’s, ‘Im Not Scared’ starts They know everything about each television series, The Tudors, Dexterbelow ground, along the walls of the other, they talk about everything and and Downton Abbey.hole in which kidnapped Filippo, a they share everything. Now Claire isdelicate blonde northerner from a expecting their first child. With Maria has spent more than twowealthy family, has been hidden. motherhood looming they are decades performing all over theAbove ground, a group of children excited, scared, happy, and not world before audiences ranging frombicycle through a sea of corn, a telling each other everything. tens of thousands at Glastonbury,landscape, though gorgeous, is Supported by North Tipperary Oxygen and the Cambridge Folkplagued with unremitting heat, County Council Arts Office, this is Festival, to hundreds in small,nefarious locals, and dismal the first collaboration by Joanne and The European Orchestral Ensemble intimate theatres, and now for theprospects for their future. Later, Aoife who additionally tutor youth will accompany four Soloists from first time Maria will take to the stagewhile playing with his friends, theatre groups in Nenagh and major Opera companies including for a once off intimate gig at TheMichele stumbles on the covered pit Thurles. They would love you to join Opera North, English National Source Arts Centre. Within which Filippo is hidden. Terrified them in their quirky comedy, set in Opera and D’Oyly Carte. It doesn’t collaborations on her new albumand repelled by what he takes the rollercoaster of normal life. get any better than this, for a truly from Damien Rice, Paul Brady andinitially for a corpse, he befriends the authentic feel of a Viennese Gala legendary singer John Prine, Sing,spooky creature. Making no mention The performance takes place at 8 this show will appeal to the romantic highlights the beauty and creativityof his discovery to his family - for p.m. on Saturday, January 26th. as much as the music aficionado. of Maria’s songwriting skills.Michele, Filippo represents a kind Admission is €12 and advance Fine and elegant costumes simply Audience members are in for a treatof fantasy brother he both pities and booking can be made online at add to the pleasure, bring home and this promises to be a trulyidealizes. The boys are then set on a www.nenagharts.com or by phone wonderful memories after an indulgent night out. Why not make from the Arts Centre on 06734400 afternoon with Strauss. For an evening of it and come along for lunchtime specials or afternoon tea a delicious meal or some bar bites, reservations, ring Matt or Sheena on ring Matt or Sheena on 0504 58858 0504 58858. for details. Saturday 26 January, 1.30pm Friday 1 February, 8pm Tickets €20/15 conc Tickets €18/15 Maria Doyle Kennedy For all show bookings go to Maria Doyle Kennedy is an www.thesourceartscentre.ie or ring established actor with an armful of the Box Office on 0504 90204 successful screen credits to her Quote by the Dalai Lama The Dalai Lama, when asked what And then he is so anxious about the surprised him most about humanity, future that he does not enjoy the he said: present; the result being that he does not live “Man. Because he sacrifices his in the present or the future; health in order to make money. he lives as if he is never going to die,Moycarkey Coolcroo A.C. athletes who recorded a 1,2,3 & 4 in the Boys Then he sacrifices money to and then dies having never reallyU/14 Shot Putt at the County Indoor Championships in Nenagh recently. L recuperate his health. lived.”to R: Jack Fallon (2nd), Sean Mockler (1st), David Ryan (3rd) & BenO’Dwyer (4th).
Tipp Tatler www.tipptatler.ieThe Urban Countryside: The Siskin Quit Smoking for Good in 2013 By Albert NolanThe streets were unusually bright of food and so far Siskin’s have been Making that final decision to quittoday as people showed off their recorded in 41% of Irish gardens. smoking can be difficult. It is impor- If you persisted with smoking, youclothes that they had received for tant to acknowledge that quitting probably formed a belief that some-Christmas or bought during the sales. They feed mainly on seed during how smoking helped you feel secure Smoking is challenging and having aI was off to my local hills for some Autumn and Winter and are or relaxed. well thought out plan is essential forbadly needed exercise after a few especially attracted to Alder andweeks of festive indulgence. Birch. During the Summer they eat success. Our mind has a mechanism that if weThankfully there were very few insects and these are also fed to their are doing something that causes us As a smoker, trying to quit, youwalkers around as new years chicks. One to two broods are pain it releases endorphins to mask know the first week is the hardest, soresolutions have yet to kick in. common and they in nest in conifer that pain. Anybody who has done you need a plan in place becauseNature is already stirring and the forests. With the big increase in regular exercise knows that they may most people fail within the firstwelcome stretch in the evening has householders putting out food for be a little stiff when they begin exer- week. If you get through week one,brought about a big increase in bird birds Siskin’s have become a cising regularly, but this soon passes you’re 80% there. You’ll get feweractivity. Robins can be heard singing common visitor to our urban gardens. when endorphins are released to cravings every day, and they will bethroughout the day and my local They are particular fond of peanuts mask the pain. less intense. Since going cold turkeyrookery has definitely increased in and will aggressively drive away is extremely difficult, there are othervolume but no bird is displaying yet. other species. Also they have an The same mechanism operated when ways that can help you kick the habitJust inside the entrance to the hills unusual habit of perching upside you began smoking. At first you felt without having to consume nicotinethere is a small grove of Alder trees. down while on the feeders. Generally nauseous. After ten days or so your and relying on willpower for exThis is a native tree and is generally they only appear in my garden for a mind accepts you need to smoke. Hypnosis, Acupuncture, Laserfound along rivers and in wet marshy few precious weeks during late Your mind knows that this is causing Treatment.places. There are long purple catkins January to mid February. you pain and it triggers the release ofhanging from its branches and last If you associate cigarettes with alco- endorphins to mask about 80% of theyears seed cones are still on the tree. When they have built up a fat reserve hol or coffee, or during breaks at feeling of nausea. they disappear into the woods for the work, or perhaps you enjoy that post-Just as I am about to move I hear a breeding season. I would love to find meal smoke don’t just sit around, This is the day you “Got used tosmall flock of birds approaching. out how far they penetrate into our distract yourself by doing some exer- smoking” or got hooked. The dayThey busily feed on the Alder seeds cities/towns in search of food as cise, and give yourself an endorphin you felt better after having a ciga-and call continuously to each other. Siskin’s need to stay in touch with fix to replace cigarette satisfaction. rette. After about a half hour/oneAt first I do not recognize them but a open countryside and woodland. Ifquick look through the binoculars you observe this species in your Hypnosis allows your conscious de- hour the endorphins deplete and youconfirms that they are Siskin’s. This garden during the next few weeks sire to quit become real. Hypnosis feel the need to smoke again. That isis a common bird in Ireland but you might let me know. makes real changes to the blueprints how the vicious circle began. Youmightn’t be familiar to many people. for why you act, think, and feel the felt better after a cigarette. You stillThis is because they spend most of Seeing the Siskin’s in the hills is a way you do. By educating your sub- don’t feel as good as when youtheir year in dense Conifer wonderful start to the New Year and conscious mind so it understands didn’t smoke but that doesn’t regis-woodlands. When natural food runs if every day can bring small moments that smoking is of no benefit to you, ter.out in the countryside they form like this the journey ahead will you simply no longer feel like smok- ing. This allows you to take back A cigarette can do nothing for some-small parties and head off in search certainly be an interesting one. one who has not smoked for 3 days control from smoking and break the habit for good. Additionally positive because at that stage all the nicotineA Womans Random Thoughts suggestions, given during Hypnosis, has left your body. By drinking plen- re-enforce your self belief and help ty of water you flush the toxins andIf you love something, set it free. nicotine from your body. If youIf it comes back, it will always be A friend of mine confused her valium you stay focused and motivated. chose Hypnosis you will be smokeyours. with her birth control pills. She had The only caveat for hypnosis is that free with no cravings, mood swingsIf it doesnt come back, it was never 14 kids, but she doesnt really care. you really want, and are ready, to or fear, easily and permanently inyours to begin with. quit. So if there’s still a voice in the just one session.But, if it just sits in your living room, They keep telling us to get in touch back of your head saying that youmesses up your stuff, eats your food, with our bodies. Mine isnt all that “like” smoking and that you’re not My job is to educate your subcon-uses your telephone, takes your communicative but I heard from it the ready to quit, then hypnosis won’t scious mind to understand smokingmoney, and doesnt appear to realize other day after I said, "Body, howd work. 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