Worst of the Worst
    The 10 Kids Shows that Send Parents Over the
    Edge
Worst of the Worst
•   On Dec. 2, Patch blogger Dave Schwartz asked
    parents to share their least favorite TV shows for
    kids. He received massive feedback via Patch,
    Twitter, Facebook and email. These are the
    results – the 10 worst, from 10 to 1 – as chosen
    by parents and compiled by Dave.

•   They were ranked by the sheer number of
    responses and the anger and/or exasperation of
    those responses.

•   You‟ve been warned.
10. Martha Speaks
     “Martha Speaks is non grata for us,
     despite shrill & persistent protests of
     the constituency.”

                     – Aldean Hendrickson
9. SpongebobSquarepants
            “When (Spongebob) comes on
            by accident both kids know to tell
            me. It's a great big no-no. I tell
            them „stupid funny‟ isn't smart or
            funny!”

                   – Becky Bennett-Brusky
8. Pokemon
      “Pokemon drives me nuts.
      This kid wandering
      around with little
      creatures in his backpack
      that he makes fight other
      little creatures in secret
      gyms. It's like dog fighting
      for kids.”

                – Leah Smutzer
7. Mickey Mouse
   Clubhouse
             “They don‟t
             even attempt to
             make Mickey
             Mouse
             Clubhouse
             educational,
             with episodes
             like „How do we
             get back that
             balloon?‟ ”

                   – Jerry
                  Rothstein
6. Fresh Beat Band
           “I caught a few minutes of
           The Fresh Beat Band one
           time and it was the worst
           crap that has ever assaulted
           my eyeballs and ear drums.”

                – Jessica Bloomquist
5. Wonder Pets
       “I can't stand Wonder Pets!
       The baby duck character drives
       me insane and the songs get
       stuck in my head.”

       – JennifferBulaga Whitworth
4. Dora the Explorer
            “Dora is bossy. Do this, do
            that, get up, sit down,
            fight, fight, fight. Blah,
            blah, blah. Back off,
            Dora.”

                  – Samantha Norris
                       (Dave’s wife)
3. Max and Ruby
             “Number 1. Why do
             the bunnies wear no
             pants? Number 2.
             Where are the
             parents to these
             pantsless bunnies?
             3. Why can't Max
             speak in complete
             sentences?”

                      – Nichole
                      McDowell
2. Caillou
    “Caillou is a whiny little brat and
    his parents are lumpy in odd
    places.

                             – Amy Dix
1. Wow Wow Wubbzy
            “I don't understand
            Wow Wow Wubbzy
            at all. And I don't
            think Nick Jr. does
            either. Any time the
            only entry at the
            beginning is
            „Teaches Kids To
            Share And Care‟
            then I know the
            show has no
            educational value.”

                 – JohnerRiehl

10 kids shows adults can't stand

  • 1.
    Worst of theWorst The 10 Kids Shows that Send Parents Over the Edge
  • 2.
    Worst of theWorst • On Dec. 2, Patch blogger Dave Schwartz asked parents to share their least favorite TV shows for kids. He received massive feedback via Patch, Twitter, Facebook and email. These are the results – the 10 worst, from 10 to 1 – as chosen by parents and compiled by Dave. • They were ranked by the sheer number of responses and the anger and/or exasperation of those responses. • You‟ve been warned.
  • 3.
    10. Martha Speaks “Martha Speaks is non grata for us, despite shrill & persistent protests of the constituency.” – Aldean Hendrickson
  • 4.
    9. SpongebobSquarepants “When (Spongebob) comes on by accident both kids know to tell me. It's a great big no-no. I tell them „stupid funny‟ isn't smart or funny!” – Becky Bennett-Brusky
  • 5.
    8. Pokemon “Pokemon drives me nuts. This kid wandering around with little creatures in his backpack that he makes fight other little creatures in secret gyms. It's like dog fighting for kids.” – Leah Smutzer
  • 6.
    7. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse “They don‟t even attempt to make Mickey Mouse Clubhouse educational, with episodes like „How do we get back that balloon?‟ ” – Jerry Rothstein
  • 7.
    6. Fresh BeatBand “I caught a few minutes of The Fresh Beat Band one time and it was the worst crap that has ever assaulted my eyeballs and ear drums.” – Jessica Bloomquist
  • 8.
    5. Wonder Pets “I can't stand Wonder Pets! The baby duck character drives me insane and the songs get stuck in my head.” – JennifferBulaga Whitworth
  • 9.
    4. Dora theExplorer “Dora is bossy. Do this, do that, get up, sit down, fight, fight, fight. Blah, blah, blah. Back off, Dora.” – Samantha Norris (Dave’s wife)
  • 10.
    3. Max andRuby “Number 1. Why do the bunnies wear no pants? Number 2. Where are the parents to these pantsless bunnies? 3. Why can't Max speak in complete sentences?” – Nichole McDowell
  • 11.
    2. Caillou “Caillou is a whiny little brat and his parents are lumpy in odd places. – Amy Dix
  • 12.
    1. Wow WowWubbzy “I don't understand Wow Wow Wubbzy at all. And I don't think Nick Jr. does either. Any time the only entry at the beginning is „Teaches Kids To Share And Care‟ then I know the show has no educational value.” – JohnerRiehl