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Best of Late Night Humor June 07

Best of Late Night Humor for June 2007 with the top 10 rated jokes by Leno, Conan, Letterman, etc.

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Best of Late Night Humor June 07

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  2. 2. German G-8 Protest <ul><li>This week, President Bush is at the big G-8 meeting in Germany. Many Germans are protesting his visit. </li></ul><ul><li>You know things are bad if even the Germans think you are invading too many countries. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Jay Leno </li></ul></ul>10
  3. 3. Hilton House Arrest <ul><li>Paris Hilton is out of prison. She's now under house arrest. </li></ul><ul><li>That'll teach her. Her world has now been reduced to a 4-acre estate in Bel-Air. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- David Letterman </li></ul></ul>9
  4. 4. Russian Reboot <ul><li>Russian cosmonauts at the international space station are trying to reboot failed computers that control oxygen production. </li></ul><ul><li>NASA's space station program manager explained, “It's really difficult to press Ctrl-Alt-Del buttons while wearing a spacesuit.” </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Giglish.com </li></ul></ul>8
  5. 5. Paris Fans <ul><li>Paris still has a lot of fans. </li></ul><ul><li>Paris-ites, I think they are called. Or maybe Parisians. Or my little name for them: morons. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Craig Ferguson </li></ul></ul>7
  6. 6. Car Commandments <ul><li>The Vatican this week published something it's calling the &quot;Ten Commandments for Drivers.&quot; It's commandments you should follow while you drive. </li></ul><ul><li>They actually mention Lindsay Lohan by name. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Jay Leno </li></ul></ul>6
  7. 7. Long Sentence? <ul><li>In Santa Cruz County, Arizona, a child molester was sentenced to 6,242 years in prison. </li></ul><ul><li>He is trying to get transferred to Los Angeles where, with good behavior, he will be out in 23 days. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Jay Leno </li></ul></ul>5
  8. 8. Plastic Hillary? <ul><li>There's a rumor that Sen. Hillary Clinton had some plastic surgery. </li></ul><ul><li>Friends of Hillary denied the rumors saying, &quot;Believe it or not, that's her natural forced smile.&quot; </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Conan O'Brien </li></ul></ul>4
  9. 9. Third Night <ul><li>Paris Hilton has now spent three nights in prison. </li></ul><ul><li>In fact, they believe that this is the first time she has spent three nights in a row in the same bed. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Jay Leno </li></ul></ul>3
  10. 10. Cruise Elevation <ul><li>Tom Cruise is now eligible to perform weddings because he has reached the highest level in Scientology. </li></ul><ul><li>Cruise says that it has been a long difficult climb but he finally reached Mount Crazy. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Conan O'Brien </li></ul></ul>2
  11. 11. Reflections from Prison <ul><li>Paris Hilton's lawyer visited her in prison today. She told him she is using her time in jail to see what she can do to make the world a better place. </li></ul><ul><li>So far the only thing she could come up with is stay in jail. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Conan O'Brien </li></ul></ul>1
  12. 12. <ul><li>Paris Hilton's lawyer visited her in prison today. She told him she is using her time in jail to see what she can do to make the world a better place. </li></ul><ul><li>So far the only thing she could come up with is stay in jail. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>- Conan O'Brien </li></ul></ul>Legalese etc. <ul><li>‘ Best’ of Late Night Humor ranking is based on user ratings and forwarding at Giglish.com </li></ul><ul><li>All rights to the material from the late night shows belong to the original copyright owners. </li></ul><ul><li>We are not affiliated with Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman etc. (you get the point). </li></ul>
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