Or how I learned to stop worrying       and hate the JVM
In the beginning...
But hey, no pointers!Pointers are a tool that points to where something is located in memory rather than by its nameFor ex...
The JVM is horrible and you should             hate it
This makes the jvm bad for thingsBad for big equations and complicated instructions, basically anything you want to do at ...
Its garbage day
Garbage collectors just make            headachesThey sound handy, but they can drive you insane looking for bugs that don...
Wrappers
It gets old fastHaving to write a new wrapper for every combination of data gets tedious when you can just pass it in othe...
But the documentation is good!
And there are tons of communities            available
What Ive learned from becoming a         bitter java veteranDoing more work than you have to just because something is shi...
Questions?
SourcesHorrible wrapper comic by meJava graphs from the Java sitehttp://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/1/2/3/7/4
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  1. 1. Or how I learned to stop worrying and hate the JVM
  2. 2. In the beginning...
  3. 3. But hey, no pointers!Pointers are a tool that points to where something is located in memory rather than by its nameFor example, saying hey you in seat 8 instead of someones name in a classJava will handle these for you!
  4. 4. The JVM is horrible and you should hate it
  5. 5. This makes the jvm bad for thingsBad for big equations and complicated instructions, basically anything you want to do at a high level
  6. 6. Its garbage day
  7. 7. Garbage collectors just make headachesThey sound handy, but they can drive you insane looking for bugs that dont exist.
  8. 8. Wrappers
  9. 9. It gets old fastHaving to write a new wrapper for every combination of data gets tedious when you can just pass it in other languages
  10. 10. But the documentation is good!
  11. 11. And there are tons of communities available
  12. 12. What Ive learned from becoming a bitter java veteranDoing more work than you have to just because something is shiny and new is kinda dumbIts much easier just to do the job yourself the first time
  13. 13. Questions?
  14. 14. SourcesHorrible wrapper comic by meJava graphs from the Java sitehttp://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/1/2/3/7/4

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