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THe WaiT iS oVeR!!
HoW To SToP BeiNG LaZy iS HeRe!
STeP I: Close Your Laptop. Studies from a recent ChristopherBear study have shown that laptops/computers/electronic devices account for 70% of all laziness amongst individuals aged 14-64. Usually it's a laptop. Once its closed/off you'll have nothing to do but something productive.
There is no STeP II. Turn off your whateveryouhave and your laziness suddenly stops. Guaranteed.
BeaR WaRNiNG Vol. II: Before the golden age of technology we have now, laziness was caused by television. Before television, laziness was caused by disease and famine. Before that, laziness didn't exist. Those we call lazy now, would have been mauled by wild animals. There is no more to stop being lazy. Once your deViCE is off, you think of the other steps to stop being lazy all on your own. With it still on, well.......thank goodness we don't live in a time where the lazy are caught and mauled by bears. You'd be dead.
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HoPeFuLLy you WiLL LeaRN HoW To BeTTeR....