Top 10 Jokes at Fringe Award 2014
“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover. Well, it 
was just collecting dust.” – Tim Vine
I’ve written a joke about a fat badger, but I 
couldn’t fit it into my set.” – Masai Graham
“Always leave them wanting more, my uncle 
used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job 
in disaster relief.” – Mark Wa...
“I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn’t 
work. You could only fit it in with number 1s 
and 2s.” – Bec Hill
“I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my 
husband wouldn’t let me.” – Ria Lina
“Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check 
this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.” – Paul 
F. Taylor
Scotland had oil, but it’s running out thanks to 
all that deep Scotland had oil, bu ftr iyti’ns gr.u”n -n Sincogt ot uCta...
“I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove , which is 
a shame ‘cause halfway through he disappears 
up his own a*******.” - Kev...
I’ve been married for 10 years , I haven’t made 
a decision for seven.” – Jason Cook
“This show is about perception and perspective. 
But it depends how you look at it.” - 
Felicity Ward
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Top 10 jokes at Fringe Award

  1. 1. Top 10 Jokes at Fringe Award 2014
  2. 2. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover. Well, it was just collecting dust.” – Tim Vine
  3. 3. I’ve written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set.” – Masai Graham
  4. 4. “Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.” – Mark Watson
  5. 5. “I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn’t work. You could only fit it in with number 1s and 2s.” – Bec Hill
  6. 6. “I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn’t let me.” – Ria Lina
  7. 7. “Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.” – Paul F. Taylor
  8. 8. Scotland had oil, but it’s running out thanks to all that deep Scotland had oil, bu ftr iyti’ns gr.u”n -n Sincogt ot uCta tphuarnroks to all that deep frying.” - Scott Capurro
  9. 9. “I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove , which is a shame ‘cause halfway through he disappears up his own a*******.” - Kevin Day
  10. 10. I’ve been married for 10 years , I haven’t made a decision for seven.” – Jason Cook
  11. 11. “This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it.” - Felicity Ward

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