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The Art of War, as told by Sun Tzu and Charlie Sheen By Claude Penland www.ClaudePenland.com
One <ul><li>&quot;Secret operations are essential in war; upon them the army relies to make its every move.&quot; - Sun Tz...
Two <ul><li>“ Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to w...
Three <ul><li>“ You have to believe in yourself.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ I will not believe that if I do something ...
Four <ul><li>“ Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ C’mon bro, I won be...
Five <ul><li>“ Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ I’m tired of pretending I’m...
Six <ul><li>“ What is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy’s strategy.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ CBS p...
Seven <ul><li>“ If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ There’s a new...
Eight <ul><li>“ Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.” – Sun Tzu </li></...
Nine <ul><li>“ Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ @iamdiddy Get dressed my man… sen...
Ten <ul><li>“ The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its ...
Thank you! www.ClaudePenland.com
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The Art of War by Charlie Sheen and Sun Tzu.

Charlie Sheen and Sun Tzu discuss the finer points of the art of war.

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The Art of War by Charlie Sheen and Sun Tzu.

  1. The Art of War, as told by Sun Tzu and Charlie Sheen By Claude Penland www.ClaudePenland.com
  2. One <ul><li>&quot;Secret operations are essential in war; upon them the army relies to make its every move.&quot; - Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Ready for my next fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever.&quot; - Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  3. Two <ul><li>“ Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  4. Three <ul><li>“ You have to believe in yourself.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  5. Four <ul><li>“ Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  6. Five <ul><li>“ Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  7. Six <ul><li>“ What is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy’s strategy.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ CBS picked a fight with a warlock.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  8. Seven <ul><li>“ If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  9. Eight <ul><li>“ Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power…I wish him nothing but pain…clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words…imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  10. Nine <ul><li>“ Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ @iamdiddy Get dressed my man… sending the driver..!” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  11. Ten <ul><li>“ The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim.” – Sun Tzu </li></ul><ul><li>“ Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.” – Charlie Sheen </li></ul>
  12. Thank you! www.ClaudePenland.com

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