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Real men<br />
Real men don’t eat quiche<br />They don’t whisper in your ear<br />They make you want to rant and rave<br />Cos their mean...
Real men don’t bring roses<br />They’ll bring wine and then some beer<br />They’ll thumb their noses at posies<br />But en...
Real men don’t get mushy<br />They treat you as a chum<br />They bus you briefly on the lips<br />Then they’ll slap you on...
Real men don’t make revelations<br />They never self declare<br />Nor are they into deprecation<br />True compliments are ...
Real men don’t bring chocolates<br />They don’t call you love or dear<br />But they always reach out to touch you<br />Whe...
Real men never pamper<br />Never pander to your whim<br />You have to stand on your own two feet<br />So you can get stuck...
Real men
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Real men

  1. 1. Real men<br />
  2. 2. Real men don’t eat quiche<br />They don’t whisper in your ear<br />They make you want to rant and rave<br />Cos their meaning‘s never clear<br />
  3. 3. Real men don’t bring roses<br />They’ll bring wine and then some beer<br />They’ll thumb their noses at posies<br />But endorse riotous good cheer<br />
  4. 4. Real men don’t get mushy<br />They treat you as a chum<br />They bus you briefly on the lips<br />Then they’ll slap you on the bum<br />
  5. 5. Real men don’t make revelations<br />They never self declare<br />Nor are they into deprecation<br />True compliments are rare<br /> <br />
  6. 6. Real men don’t bring chocolates<br />They don’t call you love or dear<br />But they always reach out to touch you<br />When you’re standing near<br />
  7. 7. Real men never pamper<br />Never pander to your whim<br />You have to stand on your own two feet<br />So you can get stuck into him<br />

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