Jay is preparing to break up with his boyfriend of 3 years, Rodney. Jay rehearses what to say with his friend Songbird over the phone. However, when Jay goes to break up with Rodney, things don't go as planned. Rodney surprises Jay with tickets to a concert for a band Jay dislikes as a birthday make-up gift. Rodney is excited about them going together while Jay is struggling with how to still break up with him after this gesture.

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Jay: Okay so here's the deal..

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Jay: I we just need to put our relationship on hiatus..

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Jay: ..and take some time to be...apart.

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Jay: I mean being single can be pretty cool..

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Jay: Not that being with you was bad..

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Jay: Not that being with you was bad..

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Jay: Not that being with you was bad..

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Jay: I mean we've been dating for over almost 3 years now...

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Jay: ...and we've been friends for even longer...but...!

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Jay: I just...

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Jay: ...Don't think this is working out.

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Jay: Sorry!!

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Jay: Sorry!!

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Jay: Sorry!!

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Jay: Call Songbird.

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Songbird (snoring)

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Songbird (snoring)

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Songbird (snoring)

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Songbird (snoring)

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Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.

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Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.

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Jay: I can't do this...

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Jay: I can't do this...

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Jay: It would destroy him..

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Jay: What should I do?

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***CRASHHH**
Songbird: What the hell, JERRY!

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Jay: What was that?

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Songbird: I said lift with your legs..

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Songbird: Not your BUTT!

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Songbird: God...

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Songbird: Nothing..

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Songbird: Just Jerry being Jerry.

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

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Jay: Also..

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Jay: You should really be nicer to Jerry.

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Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!

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Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!

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Songbird: First of all.

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Jay (mumbling): Debatable.

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Jay (mumbling): Debatable.

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Songbird: And second..

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Songbird: And second..

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Songbird: Nothing ever happens here.

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Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught fire.

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Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught fire.

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Songbird: UGHHH

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Songbird: Can't you see I'm on a call, Kenneth?!

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Kenneth: Yeah.um...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

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Songbird: Anyway.

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Songbird: So you know what you're gonna say?

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Songbird: So do you know what you're gonna say?

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Jay: I mean, I have notecards.

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Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?

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Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

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Songbird: Jay, the cleanest breakups are ad-libbed.

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Songbird: That's literally just a text break up, in-person.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

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Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm
just not in love with you anymore."

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Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm
just not in love with you anymore."

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Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm
just not in love with you anymore."

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Songbird: Hey...for what it's worth..

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Songbird: ...I liked him too..

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

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Jay: What if...

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Jay: I lose him forever?

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Songbird: That's...life babe.

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Songbird: You sure you don't wanna come to the Blaze concert? The whole
gang will be there.

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Songbird: Raven...

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Songbird: Tawny...

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Songbird: ...Andres....

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Jay: Heh..

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Jay: Nah I'm okay.

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Jay: You know you wouldn't catch me dead at a Blaze the Rebel concert

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Jay: Thanks though..

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Jay: I'll call you guys after?

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Songbird: Haha, alright heartbreaker. Love you.

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Jay: Love you too.

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Jay (mumuring):.and take some time to be...apart.

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Jay (mumuring):.and take some time to be...apart.

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Jay (mumuring):.and take some time to be...apart.

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Jay (mumuring):.it's just not working out...

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Jay (mumuring):.it's just not working out...

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Jay (mumuring):.it's just not working out...

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Jay (mumuring):.you're cool but...

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Jay (mumuring):.you're cool but...

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Jay: Okay..

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Jay: No turning back now..

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(O.S): Jay????

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Moe: MY Jay Penderghast?????

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Moe: How you doin sweetheart!!??

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Jay; HEY!!

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Jay; HEY!!

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Jay: Moe...

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Jay: W-Where you coming from?

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Moe: Oh just went to get Roddie's smog checked. You know how bad his
memory is..

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Moe: He didn't pass.

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Moe: He didn't pass.

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at
McGuffell Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at
McGuffell Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at
McGuffell Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at
McGuffell Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at
McGuffell Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at
McGuffell Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

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Moe: What has it been, almost two months?

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Moe: You didn't get sick did you?

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Moe: You didn't get sick did you?

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Jay: Oh yeah..

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Jay: I had uh...

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Jay: Diarrhea

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Jay: For...two..months(?)

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Moe: Mmm....

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Moe: Just like Roddie's father..

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Moe: Anyway I'll let everyone know you're here!

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Jay: N-no...Moe I...

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Jay: N-no...Moe I...

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Jay: N-no...Moe I...

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Jay: What kind of improv was that??

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Jay: This was a bad idea, i shoud just

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Jay: go home, and --

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(O.S.) Rodney: Jay..??

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Rodney: Hey babe!

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Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.

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Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

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Rodney: Ohh..right!

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Rodney: Sorry, you know my memory's not the best.

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Rodney: I missed you.

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Rodney: I missed you.

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Jay: Yeah...I...

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Jay: ...Missed you too?

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Jay: ...Missed you too?

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Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!

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Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!

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Rodney: I love you..

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Rodney: ..So much.

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Jay (under his breath): uughhhh

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Jay (under his breath): uughhhh

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Jay (under his breath): shit,,,,,

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Jay: Coool...

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Jay: Yeah so like...

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Jay: Roddie, I gotta tell you something.

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Rodney: Oh!

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Rodney: I have something to tell you too.

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Rodney: uhh

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Rodney: You go first though,

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Jay: No, no, it's all good!

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Jay: No, no, it's all good!

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Jay: No, no, it's all good!

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Jay: You should

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Jay: really

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Jay: really

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Jay:...go first.

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Rodney: Okay soooo...

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Rodney: I know we forgot to celebrate your birthday last month

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Rodney: And I've been thinkin' about how to make it up to you so...

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Rodney: Ta-Da!!!

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Rodney: Tickets to the Blaze the Rebel concert. Tonight!!!

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Jay: Wow...

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Jay: You...

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Jay: I mean.....That's so cool Rod!!

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Rodney: Really?

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Rodney: You don't seem very excited.

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Rodney: You don't seem very excited.

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Jay: No no I am I am

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Jay: it's just...

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Jay: Those must've been expensive..

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Rodney: Nah, it's cool, I got the money from my mom's saving's account!

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Rodney: So....

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Rodney: You in?

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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Rodney: Jay?

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*Heart Thumping**

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*door slams*

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Jay: I can't believe I just did that.

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Jay: I can't believe I just did that.

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Rodney: Just did what?

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Rodney: Just did what?

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Jay: OH nothing!!

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: Just ready to get this...

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Jay: ...show on the road!

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Rodney: Oh...yeah...

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Rodney: Oh...yeah...

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Rodney: Oh...yeah...

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Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?

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Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?

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Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?

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Jay: Oh...uh...

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Jay: Yeah, i can just tell you after.

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Jay: Yeah, i can just tell you after.

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Rodney: I'm really glad we're doing this...

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Rodney: Hopefully it'll be a night to remember?

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Jay: Yeah..

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Jay: I'm sure it will be!

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Jay: Especially since..everyone's gonna be there...

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Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??

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Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??

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Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??

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Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!

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Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!

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Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!