Jay Rodney

8. Dialog Jay: Okay so here's the deal..

9. Dialog Jay: I we just need to put our relationship on hiatus..

10. Dialog Jay: ..and take some time to be...apart.

11. Dialog Jay: I mean being single can be pretty cool..

12. Dialog Jay: Not that being with you was bad..

15. Dialog Jay: I mean we've been dating for over almost 3 years now...

16. Dialog Jay: ...and we've been friends for even longer...but...!

18. Dialog Jay: I just...

19. Dialog Jay: ...Don't think this is working out.

30. Dialog Jay: Sorry!!

37. Dialog Jay: Call Songbird.

44. Dialog Songbird (snoring)

46. Dialog Songbird (snoring)

50. Dialog Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.

51. Dialog Songbird: Thank you for calling Juicyburger, Manager Songbird speaking.

52. Dialog Jay: I can't do this...

53. Dialog Jay: I can't do this...

54. Dialog Jay: It would destroy him..

55. Dialog Jay: What should I do?

56. Dialog ***CRASHHH** Songbird: What the hell, JERRY!

57. Dialog Jay: What was that?

58. Dialog Songbird: I said lift with your legs..

59. Dialog Songbird: Not your BUTT!

60. Dialog Songbird: God...

61. Dialog Songbird: Nothing..

62. Dialog Songbird: Just Jerry being Jerry.

63. Dialog Jay: Yeah, so tell me again why I'm always calling your work's landline?

69. Dialog Jay: Also..

70. Dialog Jay: You should really be nicer to Jerry.

71. Dialog Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!

72. Dialog Songbird: I'm always nice to Jerry!

73. Dialog Songbird: First of all.

74. Dialog Jay (mumbling): Debatable.

75. Dialog Jay (mumbling): Debatable.

76. Dialog Songbird: And second..

77. Dialog Songbird: And second..

78. Dialog Songbird: Nothing ever happens here.

79. Dialog Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught ﬁre.

80. Dialog Kenneth: Uh..boss. Jerry's.. caught ﬁre.

81. Dialog Songbird: UGHHH

82. Dialog Songbird: Can't you see I'm on a call, Kenneth?!

83. Dialog Kenneth: Yeah.um...

84. Dialog Kenneth: Okay I guess we'll just..put him out then...

90. Dialog Songbird: Anyway.

91. Dialog Songbird: So you know what you're gonna say?

92. Dialog Songbird: So do you know what you're gonna say?

93. Dialog Jay: I mean, I have notecards.

94. Dialog Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?

95. Dialog Songbird: Notecards? What is this, a book report?

96. Dialog Songbird: You know not everything has to be rehearsed, right?

102. Dialog Jay: Yeah well, this isn't exactly something you wanna ad-lib either.

107. Dialog Songbird: Jay, the cleanest breakups are ad-libbed.

108. Dialog Songbird: That's literally just a text break up, in-person.

109. Dialog Songbird: Which is objectively worse, by the way.

113. Dialog Jay: Okay then, what would you say?

120. Dialog Songbird: The truth maybe? "Hey Rod, we had a good 3-year run, but I'm just not in love with you anymore."

132. Dialog Songbird: Hey...for what it's worth..

134. Dialog Songbird: ...I liked him too..

135. Dialog Jay: I mean I'd hope so. We've all been friends since the 6th grade.

145. Dialog Jay: What if...

146. Dialog Jay: I lose him forever?

148. Dialog Songbird: That's...life babe.

154. Dialog Songbird: You sure you don't wanna come to the Blaze concert?

155. Dialog Songbird: Raven, James and Tawny will be there too

157. Dialog Jay: Heh..

159. Dialog Jay: Nah I'm okay.

160. Dialog Jay: You know you wouldn't catch me dead at a Blaze the Rebel concert

161. Dialog Jay: Thanks though..

162. Dialog Jay: I'll call you guys after?

163. Dialog Songbird: Haha, alright heartbreaker. Love you.

164. Dialog Jay: Love you too.

175. Dialog Jay (mumuring):.and take some time to be...apart.

182. Dialog Jay: Okay..

183. Dialog Jay: No turning back now..

184. Dialog (O.S): Jay????

190. Dialog Moe: MY Jay Penderghast?????

191. Dialog Moe: How you doin sweetheart!!??

192. Dialog Jay; HEY!!

194. Dialog Jay: Moe...

195. Dialog Jay: W-Where you coming from?

196. Dialog Moe: Oh just went to get Roddie's smog checked. You know how bad his memory is..

198. Dialog Moe: He didn't pass.

199. Dialog Moe: Anyways, there's a family picnic happening next weekend at McGuffel Park. You should come by, and bring your folks!

205. Dialog Moe: What has it been, almost two months?

206. Dialog Moe: You didn't get sick did you?

207. Dialog Moe: You didn't get sick did you?

210. Dialog Jay: Oh yeah..

211. Dialog Jay: I had uh...

212. Dialog Jay: Diarrhea

213. Dialog Jay: For...two..months(?)

215. Dialog Moe: Mmm....

217. Dialog Moe: Just like Roddie's father..

220. Dialog Moe: Anyway I'll let everyone know you're here!

223. Dialog Jay: N-no...Moe I...

229. Dialog Jay: What kind of improv was that??

230. Dialog Jay: This was a bad idea, i shoud just

231. Dialog Jay: go home, and jus--

232. Dialog (O.S.) Rodney: Jay..??

233. Dialog Rodney: Hey babe!

234. Dialog Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.

235. Dialog Rodney: I didn't expect to see you 'till after work.

236. Dialog Jay: I took the day off, Rod. I told you..this morning?

240. Dialog Rodney: Ohh..right!

241. Dialog Rodney: Sorry, you know my memory's not the best.

243. Dialog Rodney: I missed you.

244. Dialog Rodney: I missed you.

245. Dialog Jay: Yeah...I...

246. Dialog Jay: ...Missed you too?

247. Dialog Jay: ...Missed you too?

249. Dialog Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!

250. Dialog Rodney: Well what're you doin, c'mere!

253. Dialog Rodney: I love you..

254. Dialog Rodney: ..So much.

255. Dialog Jay (under his breath): shiiiiiit,,,,,

259. Dialog Jay: Coool...

260. Dialog Jay: Yeah so like...

263. Dialog Jay: Roddie, I gotta tell you something.

264. Dialog Rodney: Oh!

265. Dialog Rodney: I have something to tell you too.

266. Dialog Rodney: You go ﬁrst though,

267. Dialog Jay: No, no, it's all good!

268. Dialog Jay: You should

269. Dialog Jay: really

270. Dialog Jay: really

271. Dialog Jay:...go ﬁrst.

272. Dialog Rodney: Okay soooo...

273. Dialog Rodney: I know we forgot to celebrate your birthday last month

274. Dialog Rodney: And I've been thinkin' about how to make it up to you so...

275. Dialog Rodney: Ta-Da!!!

276. Dialog Rodney: Tickets to the Blaze the Rebel concert. Tonight!!!

278. Dialog Jay: Wow...

279. Dialog Jay: You...

280. Dialog Jay: I mean.....That's so cool Rod!!

281. Dialog Rodney: Really?

282. Dialog Rodney: You don't seem very excited.

283. Dialog Jay: No no I am I am

284. Dialog Jay: it's just...

285. Dialog Jay: Those must've been expensive..

286. Dialog Rodney: Nah, it's cool, I got the money from my mom's saving's.

287. Dialog Rodney: So....

288. Dialog Rodney: You in?

294. Dialog *Heart Thumping**

300. Dialog Rodney: Jay?

307. Dialog *door slams*

308. Dialog Jay: I can't believe I just did that.

309. Dialog Jay: I can't believe I just did that.

310. Dialog Rodney: Just did what?

311. Dialog Rodney: Just did what?

312. Dialog Jay: OH nothing!!

313. Dialog Jay: Just ready to get this...

317. Dialog Jay: ...show on the road!

332. Dialog Rodney: Oh...yeah...

335. Dialog Rodney: Weren't you gonna tell me somethin'?

338. Dialog Jay: Oh...uh...

339. Dialog Jay: Yeah, i can just tell you after.

346. Dialog Rodney: I'm really glad we're doing this...

347. Dialog Rodney: Hopefully it'll be a night to remember?

350. Dialog Jay: Yeah..

351. Dialog Jay: I'm sure it will be!

353. Dialog Jay: Especially since..everyone's gonna be there...

354. Dialog Rodney: No way! The whole gang's comin??

357. Dialog Rodney: This is gonna be the best night ever!!!

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