THERE IS NO GOD SO HELP ME GOD 1998
First off let it be stated that I am not adverse to the existence of God. I think it would be
cool if all things were destined to be just under his or hers supreme being. I can also
understand the need to explain the creation of the universe for in our reality every effect
has a cause. The vastness and immeasurability of the universe also conduces toward a
belief in god and the apparent lack of life on any other observable planets makes one
think that someone put us here. But if God put us here than who put God there? If every
effect must have a cause than God must have a cause too. Or was he just always
there? It is just as easy to say that the universe was always there. Something’s just are
and some things never end, like space. What happens when one comes to the end of
space, do you hit a brick wall? If it is some unknown field what happens when you go
beyond it, what is on the other side or is there no other side? Even if space was shaped
like a circle what is beyond the perimeter? When does this hypothetical thing end? How
did humankind arise on this planet and not the immeasurable amount of other planets,
assuming life is exclusive to earth? Purely by chance. If you have a infinite number of
monkeys or even members of the Bush family typing away for a infinite number years
on an infinite number of different keyboards one of those monkeys will reproduce
William Burroughs NAKED LUNCH for christsake. When you are dealing with an infinite
number of things you are bound to come up with something worthwhile sooner or later.
That is how nervous tissue AKA "us" evolved on this planet.
God is really a measure of the ultimate incomprehensibility of the universe. It is also a
desire to assert the ascendency of nervous tissue over all other matter in the universe
for God is conceived as a having human form or taking human form in the case of
Jesus, Mohamed and others. GOD is always a man and this tells us something about
his supposed nature.
ETHICS AND MORALITY AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO MORTALITY
If you think as I do and don’t believe that you are going to be rewarded in heaven for
your good deeds on earth, than why act morally down here? The reason is that morality
is not a means to an end; it is an end in itself. Ethics should not be based on the
rewards of heaven, or the fear of hellfire. It should be based on the idea that you should
behave in a fashion in which you would wish everyone would behave toward you. Then
everyone would be cool, right?
Morality itself, like everything else, is a relative, not an absolute thing. A dude who is
poor and does not steal has a higher degree of morality than a dude who is rich and
does not steal. The poor dude has more of a temptation than the rich dude. Like a
revolutionary who steals to finance his revolution, since the ruling class aint gonna do it,
is hipper than the dude who steals to support a dope habit, nonetheless, they both are
thieves. Yeah, I used to steal to finance the revolution. I had one scam going where I
would switch labels on food like Gefilte Fish then pick a non-Jewish cashier who was
not familiar with this kind of ethnic food. It would go right past her. Turkeys were a little
tricky. After you switched a label the scam was lift it into the bag for the cashier, so she
could not tell how heavy the bird was. This scam, combined with food stamps, and I
would have a 20 pound turkey for $3. Scanners burned down that scam. Other scams
included bootlegging Dylan's early tapes. This lasted until Federal piracy laws were
enacted and Columbia Records read me the riot act. Shit, I never paid for gas and
electric, even though my loft was heated with gas, for 10 years. Every time they would
turn it off I turned it back on again. I had my own key to the meters. I remember one
time, it was around Chanukah, the Festival of Lights. I had gotten notice after notice
from the City Marshall that he was coming with a lock picker and Con Ed was going to
reclaim their meters. When the day of reckoning came, on the first day of Chanukah, the
FUCKING CITY MARSHALL never showed up. Like Chanukah is celebrated because
some light in the temple stayed on for 7 days when there was only enough oil for one
day. Shit, my lights stayed on for years after that. Like the Feds bugs ran off that current
and the Feds weren’t about to have Con Ed turn THEM off.
GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU ARE DEAD YOU ARE DEAD
HEAVEN CAN WAIT
According to religious belief, after you die you still maintain consciousness. This means
you will still be able to think and see and smell and hear, for all this is embodied in your
soul, which leaves the body after you die and goes somewhere else. No soul has ever
returned to earth from this somewhere else to describe it nor is there any scientific
evidence of a soul and there is no way to observe it, but almost all people believe in it.
Click HERE to see Java depiction of soul ascending to heaven. This is about a close as
you are going to get when it comes to seeing a soul!!
Religions also have a heaven and hell. If you are good on planet earth and have
observed the tenants of your religion then you go to heaven, if you are bad you go to
hell. God, the ultimate judge, determines if you will live in eternal happiness or in eternal
But upon closer examination we find that heaven and hell are not that much different,
because you are eternally trapped doing the same thing. In one place there is no
sadness, in the other there is no happiness. Did you ever stop and wonder what is the
daily routine in heaven? Do you like get up in the morning? There is no morning. There
is no time. There is no sunset nor sunrise. One is too busy having fun all the time to
sleep! Can you fuck your wife in heaven? Can you have children if that is what it takes
to make you happy? Of course not. Heaven is a drugged out state. Click HERE to see
my vision of a hell-heaven.
But how do you know you are having fun if you are happy all the time? Suppose you get
sick of being in a state of nirvana and want some problems for a change? You are not
allowed to have any problems. Are any of your friends going to be there, and if they are
can you communicate with them? What is there to talk about, the good old times before
you went to heaven, no the times in heaven are the better times, so why talk about the
old days on planet earth? How does one attain happiness if one if always happy?
Where is the joy of self fulfillment? Heaven is out of control, it is a nightmare, and it
never ends. Since you are dead already you can’t kill yourself. Heaven sounds hellish,
when you look at it rationally.
JESUS CHRIST WAS A MAN
"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will
be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first -
rock 'n' roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary.
It's them twisting it that ruins it for me." - JOHN LENNON
For the sake of argument let us say that Jesus is god and all good people go to heaven.
Dig it, heaven must be pretty fucking crowded by this time. What if Jesus comes back
and there is a fucking resurrection? If Jesus would have returned 20 years after his
crucifixion and everybody got like resurrected that would be cool because a lot of
people did not have time to croak in the 20 years he was gone. Like Moshe, Abe, Jakov,
Racheal and others who passed away during the 20 years of Jesus absence would
return - all the righteous who died during that short hiatus. But if Jesus came back
today, in the year 2000, and all the good people were resurrected, the earth would be
mighty fucking crowded!! And like how will they look after resurrection? All smelly and
rancid? Or will God return them in their prime? It is too fucking late for all the Dead to be
resurrected, so lets PUT A CAP ON THE THING. If Jesus does not return by the year
3,000 Christians should take a serious look at their saviors credibility.
We must ask, who was Jesus Christ? Assuming the guy existed, the dude was the first
hippy. I have known people like Jesus Christ, and one of them was ABBIE HOFFMAN.
Jesus killed himself, he knew it was suicide to talk out against the Romans, but he
believed TRUTH WAS STRONGER THAN CRUXIFICTION. Abbie killed himself after
going up against AMERIKA. Jesus came back to earth in 1967 and was promptly
busted for acid. He is still doing a bid in Corpus Christie, Texas.
Bertrand Russell said that Jesus was either a god - because he allegedly was able to
reverse natural law - or a charlaton - because this is impossible so he probably faked it.
What Lord Russell forgot was that the dude never made any bucks out of the deal. See
the story of Jesus the way I have come to believe it was like this - you weren't supposed
to pluke your wife for a year after you got married back then, if you were a Jew. Joseph
of Nazareth's wife Mary became pregnant a few months after their marriage and so he
went and denounced his own wife to the asswipes known as the Synhedrin (phonetic).
These morons were intent on punishing any women who disobeyed their idiotic laws
and the way they went about it was to stigmatize the bastard child, so the mother would
be fucked up.
So Jesus got a raw deal from these assholes up front, when he was just a baby saying
goo goo gaa gaa. He was an outcast who could only hang with slaves and hookers.
Nonetheless the dude was into Judaism and wanted to become a Rabbi. There are
several stories about Jesus that appear in the Talmud. One of them states that Jesus
was a charlatan who snuck into the Temple and stole the name of God. He managed to
smuggle out, now dig this, subcutaneously, and did evil magic with its powers. What
gets me here is that even the Jews admit that he was able to perform "miracles".
Another one of the references to Jesus which was later said to refer to someone else
with a similar name states that when Jesus was visiting an Inn, he made a remark to the
other rabbinical students about the Innkeepers Daughter's eyes, which they took to
mean the Jesus had eyes for the bitch. This was during the period Jesus movements
were unaccounted for. They kicked his ass out of Rabbinical School and he took up with
Mary Magdalene, an "ex" hooker. Jesus fell in with the criminal subculture and I
wouldn't be surprised if he got turned on to hashish. Jesus never told his followers to
smoke hash, however, he never told them NOT to smoke hash either. I suspect he got
high and the hypocrisy of orthodox Judaism became clear to him. The whole shul trip
had become a racket. They were fucking shylocks hanging out there. Jesus said shit
against the rich. He was a fucking leftist. Why the pagans made him into a God was
largely a quirk of historical circumstance. Anyway can twist the life of Jesus to suit their
own ends. Check Hitler's view of Jesus:
The Jew himself is the best example of the kind of product which this religious training
evolves. His life is of this world only and his mentality is as foreign to the true spirit of
Christianity as his character was foreign to the great Founder of this new creed two
thousand years ago. And the Founder of Christianity made no secret indeed of His
estimation of the Jewish people. When He found it necessary He drove those enemies
of the human race out of the Temple of God; because then, as always, they used
religion as a means of advancing their commercial interests. But at that time Christ was
nailed to the Cross for his attitude towards the Jews
Note how Hitler refers to Christ with capital letters, acknowledging his godliness, yet
Hitler would have had Jesus put to death for being Jewish. Hitler was a fucking nutjob,
aside from being a psychopath. Anyhow, Christianity is a thin veneer on the white man.
The real white man shows up on Halloween, at the Mardi Gras, paganism doesn't die
THE EARLY PERSECUTION OF CHRISTIANS
In the early stages of the formation of Christianity the Romans treated the Christians in
much the same way that the Christians of today treat people who smoke pot or drop
acid - they locked them up and tortured the shit out of them. Yeah, the early Christians
were crucified and thrown to the lions but as soon as Christianity became the dominant
religion the table turned and it was the non-believers who got their asses kicked like in
the Crusades and the Inquisition.
DEICIDE: A TOUGH RAP TO BEAT
During Dylan's Christian period he wrote, "on the way out of Egypt through Ethiopia, to
the judgment hall of the Christ (I hear the judgment of those who killed Christ)." Dylan
claimed the Diaspora, pogroms, the mass murder of Jews before and during WW II
were the result of the Jews rejection of Christ and the result of the fact that the Jews
committed deicide. As Lenny Bruce would say that is a tough rap to beat. Killing God.
Not an easy fucking thing to do. When I was locked up and asked other prisoners if they
knew about Jews, they would say, "You're the ones that killed god." I could see myself
getting locked up around 34 A.D. for hash and asking another prisoner, "What's the guy
with the pais doing here? Did he steal money from the government and give it to a
yeshiva?" "No, he killed God" "You're kidding?" "Nope. Him and his buddies, a bunch of
gangbangers called, "The Sadducees" they are in for a body. Them and their allies "the
Pharisees," had a sectarian war with "The Apostles" - and they killed the Apostles main
man, a dude named JC, Jesus Christ, who turned out to be God." "Oh yeah, I heard
they locked up the Apostles too." "Yeah, under RICO, Religious Indoctrination
Contradicting Observance." Running an on-going criminal enterprise they call
"Christianity." They told other Jews to break the law and forget the kosher shit and
groove heavy on lobster, shit like that. A lot of people became like reformed Jews after
they listened to them and their DJ JC, and these converts were sent to a "Reform
School" to atone for their previous behavior and become either Christians or "Reformed
Jews." A lot of them didn't want to leave this "Reform School" as they were served like
oysters, clams, crabs legs and non-Kosher French wines and Champagne everyday,
they could fuck all the schiksas they wanted to however, on the Sabbath they had to
turn a light on and off all day." "So they are all locked up here, in NACC, North America
Correctional Center?" "In America everyone gets locked up! That's why they call it the
land of the free, the Feds are free to lock anyone they want up." Bob Dylan is a mental
case, and always will be a mental case but he keeps it to himself because dig it all this
don't mean shit cause nobody understands his motherfucking poetry because it goes
over their heads. Can't blame anyone, the shit is obscure. Fuck him making someone
who understands his poetry to some degree have to listen to this shit putting down
Israel. And fuck the assholes like my cousin "Rabbi" Mordechai Weberman who
believes that Israel shouldn't exist before the Messiah comes and as a result works with
Nazis to destroy Israel. The only way the Messiah is going to come is in his pants.
The Jews are in a better position now than in the last 5,000 years because, despite the
sickness of many of them, the ones that do not go on a fuckfest and contract HIV, then
breath dried pigeon shit and end up almost fucking dead, but the ones that have a
survival instinct, now are fucking armed with tanks, missiles and atomic weapons. Hey,
Uzi is not only a Hebrew name but a feared weapon. The Jews have the IDF. But Dylan
thinks the State of Israel is detrimental to the existence of the Jews. If there is a sick
fucking philosophy leave it to Dylan to find it.
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - THE MOST CLEVERLY DISGUISED
DICTATORSHIP AND THEOCRACY IN THE WORLD
I have lived under a number of delusions for number of years. One such delusion
revolved around America's role in World War Two. I felt that the United States played a
heroic role in that conflict and saved my ass from falling prey to the Nazi filth.
However,the fact of the matter is that America would probably not entered World War
Two, or entered too late, had not Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and the Philippines.
Thank god the Japanese were megalomaniacs. In the Sword and the Shield, a definitive
history of the KGB, it is revealed that Soviet intelligence determined that Japan was
either going to attack Russia or the United States and choose the United States. Had it
attacked Russia and America stayed out of the war, England would have been overrun
as would the Soviet Union. The Germans had already made great inroads into Latin
America, and it would not be long before Nazis took over the shaky governments there.
America would have been forced to surrender and give up the Jews and send the
blacks back to Africa. The Congress was not about to declare war, despite lend lease.
This was because a majority of Americans were "isolationists" that is they didn’t care
enough about Nazism to get involved or saw Nazism as the natural reaction to
communism. Hey the communists wanted to line up all the rich people and the family’s
up against the wall and shoot them
THE ORIGIN OF LIFE
The most logical theory for the creation of the universe is the big bang theory. This
postulates that in the beginning there was a big clump of matter and endless emptiness.
The matter exploded and fragmented throughout the universe becoming stars. The
stars fragmented and planets were created that revolved around them. In other words
the universe is a bunch of garbage and debris left over after an explosion. The Bible has
a simpler explanation. "In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth and the earth
was void and without form and darkness rested on the face of the deep and the Lord
said let there be light! and there was light and good saw the light and it was kewl...." In
other words first god created the earth then he created the sun. How fucking absurd.
What bunch of ignorant sheepherders came up with this shit? Remember, at one point
in history the theocracy would put you to death for saying the earth is round and not flat.
Most people in the world believe that after God created the earth then the sun, he
created human life, and the dude did it in six days! Because it was such a hastle to
circumvent millions of years of evolution even HE, NEVER SHE, had to lay back and
groove heavy on the seventh day. This is another load of shit. There is plenty of
evidence for evolution. Click HERE to find out more. The Bible was allegedly written by
GOD or with divine inspiration. However, if you do not believe in GOD, there has to be
another explanation for the Bible. Who thought up this shit? Who was willing to answer
everyone's questions with such definitive answers? Was it some dude who heard
voices, who really believed in what he was writing? To me the Bible sounds like not one
dude, but a bunch of dudes hanging out and saying "Let's give the asswipes some
answers and shut them up." What made it holy was these dudes knew how to fucking
write, before then it was all oral history. The Torah was the first book, even though it
was a scroll. And when you reproduce a Torah you have got to get every little detail. At
one time some dudes knew who wrote parts of this document but no one kept track of it
and it's origins were obscured. So here we have a book with no author. The dudes who
wrote this book were like the first priestly class. They were closer to GOD than others
and knew how to implement his will. This gave them tremendous power. I know that the
Catholic Church and other organized religions made bread off all this bogus mumbo
jumbo. Like everybody looks down on the Greeks and Romans for believing in many
GODS. This belief had been prevalent long before the Bible was written. The big jump
was from many Gods to one God, however, there is as much evidence for the existence
of Greek and Roman Gods as there is for the Judeo-Christian Gods. There is no
demonstrable proof for any of this shit and what we are left with is a whole bunch of
excuses. How come there are no more miracles? Oh these are no longer miraculous
times. How come God lets all this evil go down, kids starving and shit, when he has to
power to stop it? Oh, God gave man free will. Another excuse. Shit, if I had the power to
do so, I would put an end to all the suffering in the world. God has this power but has
chosen not to do so. Is God an evil God? Nah, he just don’t exist.
NO DEATH, NO GOD OR RELIGION
The real basis for religion is the incomprehensibility of death. No one wants to be gone
for eternity, no thought, no perceptions, nothing, just unknown darkness. No pearly
gates, no heaven no hell, just nothing. Now we can't really dig on nothing unless we put
ourselves into a deathlike sleep with alcohol. But we wake up. Now this fear is so great,
so all pervasive and so overwhelming and constant that the human being's brain must
find ways to deal with what the human being knows to be instinctually true. That is
where FAITH comes in. FAITH is believing in something not because there is evidence
of it, but just believing in it because you want to. FAITH means faith there is an afterlife.
Many people feel better for it. Hey, for the Muslims heaven is a place with a dozen
virgins. How long they would stay virgins after a Moslem got to heaven is a whole other
story. So heaven for them is a whorehouse in the sky. What is heaven for the
Christians? Ain't nobody come back from there and described it. People have seen
Pearly Gates on their death beds, but you see what you want to see and maybe I will
see the dozen virgins. Another thing the religion has going for it is the vastness of the
universe. Where does the fucking universe end? Does everything have to have a
beginning an end? It sure seems so from this perspective.
To understand the nature of life one has to determine what differentiates the human
brain from other matter on the planet. The brain is composed of nervous tissue, the
most sophisticated matter on the planet earth because this matter is able to transform
other matter into new and unheard of configurations, from the plastic fart cushion to the
chip inside your computer to the house or hut you live in. Everything you perceive, and
how you perceive it, is a reflection of the nature of this nervous tissue. For example: The
way light bounces off matter is perceived as color - in reality the world is translucent.
What color we call it is a matter of consensus, perceptual reality is a vote on a certain
level in that everyone shares a common perception and gives it the same name.
Different languages and different cultures arose due to geographical borders that
separated people from one another, like mountains, oceans, deserts etc. How did race
evolve? First off, a couple of things have to be remembered about race - one is that a
person from one race can fuck a person from another race and have kids. A dog cannot
fuck a fucking cat and have pupkittens. So the differences are not that great
anatomically. We are all from the same species. Hitler, subhuman that he was, got this
as backwards, because Jews and Gentiles were from the same species and could
Even a superficial glance is sufficient to show that all the innumerable forms in which
the life-urge of Nature manifests itself are subject to a fundamental law – one may call it
an iron law of Nature – which compels the various species to keep within the definite
limits of their own life-forms when propagating and multiplying their kind. Each animal
mates only with one of its own species. The titmouse cohabits only with the titmouse,
the finch with the finch, the stork with the stork, the field-mouse with the field-mouse, the
house-mouse with the house-mouse, the wolf with the she-wolf, etc.
Whites and Blacks are of the same species. Shit, the slave owners thought that blacks
were a bunch of animals yet this did not stop them from jumping into bed with these
"animals" every chance they got and creating the Afro-American race, which is a
combination of white and black. Of course if someone is half white and half black they
are considered black, not white because black is looked down upon. If someone is half
Jewish and half Christian they are usually considered Jewish because Jewish is looked
down upon. Hitler was self contradictory and only blind fools could not see this, blinded
by World War I, the depression and the chaos of the Weimar Republic. Hitlers writings
are simply lie after lie and it was not his words that got Hitler elected. What Hitler did
was organize militias throughout the country, to fight the communists in the streets on
behalf of the capitalists since Weimar Republic was not doing it. Hitler was like the
Taliban militia that came to power in the midst of chaos and a power vacum in
Afghanistan, he was a glorified street gang leader.
Where does the main opposition to the legalization of marijuana come from? It comes
from the clergy. The Catholic Church, Protestant Fundamentalists, Orthodox Jews and
the black clergy are all against legalization. Why? There is no prohibition against
smoking pot in the Bible. In fact one of the Psalms in the Book of David uses the phrase
"As sweet as hashish." A commentary on the Bible states that you are not supposed to
grow cannabis next to bean plants. This implies that growing cannabis is kewl. So why
does religion have a hard on for pot? Its because they are in competition with it. Its like
this. The fact that when you are born you begin to die has put everyone more than a
little uptight. Life is finite and somewhere in the recesses of ones mind everyone knows
that death is not going to be precisely like life. This causes tension in the human
psyche. This tension can be relieved by artificial methods - such as some dude in
special clothes telling you - "Its going to be alright. Its going to be better when you die.
Don't sweat it. Everything is cool baby." Or it can be relieved by natural means -
cannabis sativa - which gives one a sense of euphoria. Euphoria. I always loved that
word - A sense of well being unwarranted by external circumstance. Dig, like I always
picture some dude in an opium den in India, a real shit hole with like bunk beds and
dudes reclining etc. etc. And like these dudes are euphoric. In reality there is no such
thing as euphoria due to the fact that one day everything is not going to be anymore no
happiness is warranted by external circumstance. Life is a journey into the winter and
into the night we search the skies for hope but we find no light. So what difference does
it make if you sooth yourself with pot or religion? The thing is there ain't no pot clergy.