A CAT'S GUIDE TO THE GOOD LIFE. Excerpts from the book, EAT WELL & GET LOTS OF REST, by Wolfie Maine Coon

A CAT'S GUIDE TO THE GOOD LIFE. Excerpts from the book, EAT WELL & GET LOTS OF REST, by Wolfie Maine Coon
A Cat’s Guide to the Good Life
Wolfie Maine Coon’s New self-help book for cats! • You’ve read about Wolfie, the 27- pound hero of the true story “The Cat Who Brought us a Bottle of Wine from the Popes’ Private Reserve,” in Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover’s Soul. • NOW you can read Wolfie’s own personal rules for living well! • Check out the samples here, then order your very own copy of his self- help guide for cats!WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #1 To make sure YOUR Breakfast is EVERY BITE as good as you deserve, don’t let THEM oversleep! TIP: Hop up on the bed, get real close, and stare. They WILL get the point, trust me! www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #2: Get a jump on the day. Never, EVER be late for breakfast! • Breakfast is the most important meal of your early morning. • Sleep through it, and you’ll be behind the whole day. • Besides, it’s the only time before dinner when they’ll be there to dish out extra helpings! This my nephew, Little Red. He oversleeps breakfast a lot, and that is why he’s so little and scrawny! He’s only 23 pounds, the runt of our family.www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #3 A nap after breakfast leaves you rested and ready for LUNCH! www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #18 JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS! Especially pills! JUST SPIT THEM OUT! But be very careful! Sneaky 2-leggeds may try to HIDE the pills in your food, or grind them up and mix them with your favorite taste treats, maybe even in your tuna soup. Outsmart them. Just eat the good parts and spit out the rest. Show them they’re not so smart, after all. www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #9 Even 9 lives are 2 short for cheap cat-food! Demand nothing but the best, NOW! This is my pal, Albert McThumbs. He got his name because he has thumbs! Al likes his ham, hand- fed. He’s like me, a guy with a test for the best! www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #13 Catnip and Catnaps! Treat yourself often to the joys of life! Our cousin in Alaska sent me some special ‘nip for Christmas. Once I sniffed it, I JUST COULDN’T STOP MYSELF!www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #27 A VISIBLE kitty is a WELL-FED kitty! Keep them Kompany in the Kitchen! TIP: While you wait, always look up at the cook with big adoring eyes. They can’t resist that! Here’s Pistol modeling a perfect example of That Special Look.
Rule #17: INSOMNIA! A cat’s worst nightmare! Our 2-leggeds have a saying, “Misery loves company.” So, if YOU can’t sleep, there’s no reason why THEY should sleep. Once you wake them up, chances are they’ll head to the kitchen for a snack. Ever have a night when you’re DOG-TIRED BUT SLEEP JUST WON’T COME? Follow them! Be there with them! www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #28: Never forget: YOU ARE THE CAT! You take orders from NOBODY! WolfieMaineCoon.com
Rule #38: No matter what, HOLD YOUR TAIL UP HIGH! Don’t let the little stuff get you down! www.WolfieMaineCoon.com
Want to learn the rest of Wolfie’s tips? • In his book, you’ll find all 48 of Wolfie’s rules, plus other important stuff. • To order Wolfie's book, available in both e-book and print versions. • To check out Wolfie's blog/website

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