1.
A Cat’s Guide
to the Good Life

2.
Wolfie Maine Coon’s
New self-help book for cats!
• You’ve read about Wolfie, the 27-
pound hero of the true story “The
Cat Who Brought us a Bottle of
Wine from the Popes’ Private
Reserve,” in Chicken Soup for the
Cat Lover’s Soul.
• NOW you can read Wolfie’s own
personal rules for living well!
• Check out the samples here, then
order your very own copy of his self-
help guide for cats!WolfieMaineCoon.com

3.
Rule #1
To make sure YOUR Breakfast is
EVERY BITE as good as you
deserve, don’t let THEM oversleep!
TIP: Hop up on
the bed, get real
close, and stare.
They WILL get
the point, trust
me!
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4.
Rule #2: Get a jump on the day.
Never, EVER be late for breakfast!
• Breakfast is the most
important meal of your
early morning.
• Sleep through it, and
you’ll be behind the
whole day.
• Besides, it’s the only
time before dinner
when they’ll be there
to dish out extra
helpings!
This my nephew, Little Red. He
oversleeps breakfast a lot, and
that is why he’s so little and
scrawny! He’s only 23 pounds, the
runt of our family.www.WolfieMaineCoon.com

5.
Rule #3
A nap after breakfast leaves you
rested and ready for LUNCH!
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6.
Rule #18
JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!
Especially pills!
JUST SPIT THEM OUT!
But be very careful! Sneaky 2-leggeds may try to
HIDE the pills in your food, or grind them up
and mix them with your favorite taste treats,
maybe even in your tuna soup.
Outsmart them. Just eat the good parts and spit
out the rest. Show them they’re not so smart,
after all.
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7.
Rule #9
Even 9 lives are 2 short for cheap
cat-food!
Demand nothing but the best,
NOW!
This is my pal,
Albert McThumbs.
He got his name because
he has thumbs!
Al likes his ham, hand-
fed.
He’s like me, a guy with a
test for the best!
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8.
Rule #13
Catnip and Catnaps!
Treat yourself often to the joys
of life!
Our cousin in Alaska
sent me some special
‘nip for Christmas.
Once I sniffed it, I
JUST
COULDN’T
STOP MYSELF!www.WolfieMaineCoon.com

9.
Rule #27
A VISIBLE kitty
is a WELL-FED kitty!
Keep them Kompany in the Kitchen!
TIP: While you wait,
always look up at the
cook with big adoring
eyes. They can’t resist
that!
Here’s Pistol modeling a
perfect example of
That Special Look.

10.
Rule #17:
INSOMNIA!
A cat’s worst nightmare!
Our 2-leggeds have a
saying, “Misery loves
company.”
So, if YOU can’t sleep,
there’s no reason why
THEY should sleep.
Once you wake them up,
chances are they’ll head
to the kitchen for a
snack.
Ever have a night when
you’re
DOG-TIRED BUT SLEEP
JUST WON’T COME?
Follow them!
Be there with them!
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11.
Rule #28:
Never forget:
YOU ARE THE CAT!
You take orders from
NOBODY! WolfieMaineCoon.com

12.
Rule #38:
No matter what,
HOLD YOUR TAIL UP HIGH!
Don’t let the little stuff get you down!
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13.
Want to learn the rest of
Wolfie’s tips?
• In his book, you’ll find
all 48 of Wolfie’s rules,
plus other important
stuff.
• To order Wolfie's
book, available in
both e-book and print
versions.
• To check out Wolfie's
blog/website