Welcome to the corporate jungle

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Welcome to the corporate jungle

  1. 1. Welcome to theCorporate Jungle
  2. 2. Summarized by Zeeshan Shahid Literature collected from Tribune
  3. 3. All kinds of species lives in a corporate jungle called „ the office.‟
  4. 4. It is truly a miracle of God that coexistence of such contrasting creatures is possible.
  5. 5. Lets take the Amazing jungle safari !!!
  6. 6. Various kinds of creatures can be found busy in their rituals, often called “office life.”
  7. 7. The Hard Workers• The ones upon whom survival of the jungle depends.• Harmless to other living things that are around them.• They prefer a calm, silent life without interfering in other individuals‟ businesses.• They have the ability to survive all kinds of climatic changes without much difficulty.
  8. 8. The Scared Ones• You can observe easily during your jungle safari• They try to stay in hibernation most of the time.• They have an exaggerated sense of smell and the moment they catch a whiff of trouble in the air, they hide behind a pile of rocks (work load)
  9. 9. The Leg Pullers• These are the chirpy ones.• It‟s not easy to find them in their dens, they are mostly found sitting around and wasting time in woods (routine tasks)• Generally harmless in nature, but like having a good time by playing pranks on the hard- worker types and especially the scared ones.
  10. 10. The Politicians• These are the only ones in the jungle blessed with a brain-or at least they think so.• They are extremely talented in all the wrong ways.• They are utilized by both hunters and the king of the jungle to keep a close eye on the jungle activities of other inhabitants to hunt them down when required.
  11. 11. The Psychos• Species with extraordinary abilities which they only use at their own will.• Scientists are still trying to analyze the unknown variable that make these species• They have their own set of rules and they aren‟t worried about anything else.
  12. 12. The Team Leaders• Species belonging to this category mostly rely on the hard-worker and psycho species.• They are either found running behind a psycho, trying to convince it to follow the rules of the jungle, or disturbing hard workers to enhance their performance and efficiency.
  13. 13. The Managers• These inhabitants are usually the •They are mostly volatile in nature ones that attack first and ask and consider themselves kings of the questions later. jungle (which they actually aren‟t).• They are predators and hunt their prey down (usually when they are napping.)• They have a great problem with the existence of psychos in the habitat.• Managers like to live in a den which is positioned at a height so that they can keep a close eye on what‟s happening around the jungle.
  14. 14. The Big Boss• The boss mostly rests in its • Scientists believe that while the cave and emerges when it feels inferior inhabitants of the jungle like coming out. continue to bring vegetables to serve the King, he is a herbivore.• Sometimes they like to sit around with the other inhabitants of the jungle(mostly • But if they fail to serve the boss at feast time) to give them the the way it wants, it’ll come out of feeling that the King is actually its cave and start hunting as a very nice at heart. carnivore.• He is only nice and calm as long as he affairs of the jungle are running smoothly.• The moment something goes wrong, he can become the deadliest of predators.
  15. 15. Life is not easy in the jungle.It’s all about survival of the fittest, and tobecome fit one must learn the tricks of the trade. Happy Hunting!

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