You know who you are

1. Why you two morons should
both shut up
Presented by yours truly, Crowley

2. 1. Sam is a moose, and we all know
moose don’t deserve love.

3. 2. Gabriel, dear, you deserve SO much
better
I mean, just look at that admirable moustache.

4. 3a. Dean is a nincompoop
Look at his face here. That’s the face of
someone you should ignore.

5. 3b. Evidence

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7. 4a. You’re all sodding boring and I’m
tired of seeing your crap
• I mean, come on, I’m the King of Hell and even
I’m not this relentless.

8. 4b. Provided evidence
everyone who cares
Very Real Statistics
everybody else
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This is in billions and trillions btw
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0
1
-1000000
Nice going you dumbasses broke the scale

9. 5. You’re all bloody morons

10. 6. This is where all the action’s at
Therefore no one cares about you
(hello, pigeon ;) )

11. 7. I look good in an apron
And you lot do not
• Except maybe Gabriel
• Actually, now that I think about it, he really
would.
• Gabriel, you should wear an apron.
• This notion has been promoted by Hell

12. 8. This was just an excuse to post
pictures of me

13. 9. If this powerpoint doesn’t work, I’ll
have to use force
And by force, I mean my precious baby Growly.
Yes, he’s really there you twat.

14. FIN
Muffins, anyone?