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  • 1. My Wife and I
  • 2. First, let me introduce myself. My name is Jim-Bob.
  • 3.  
  • 4. Just kidding. I‘m the second from the right.
  • 5.  
  • 6. And this is my wife.
  • 7.  
  • 8. No, that’s not her. My Mary is the one’s who’s popping out.
  • 9.  
  • 10. Isn‘t she gorgeous? My other wives are really jealous of her.
  • 11.  
  • 12. Some even lose the will to live.
  • 13.  
  • 14. But that didn‘t stop us from getting married. Although I did have some doubts.
  • 15.  
  • 16. My nephew Freddy didn‘t like the wedding too much. But by then it was too late.
  • 17.  
  • 18. The wedding was magnificent. We danced . . .
  • 19.  
  • 20. We gave out prizes for best dancer.
  • 21.  
  • 22. We got lots of gifts. My wife got a really nifty drinks container.
  • 23.  
  • 24. I got a voucher for a really neat tattoo.
  • 25.  
  • 26. My older sister caught the floral bouquet.
  • 27.  
  • 28. My Uncle Frank, as usual, got drunk. He took some revenge on his wife.
  • 29.  
  • 30. Didn’t matter though. She knew how to get home by herself.
  • 31.  
  • 32. Here are some of the other members of my family.
  • 33. Here‘s Granny Lynda.
  • 34.  
  • 35. My two nephews Jimmy and Joe.
  • 36.  
  • 37. My nieces Jody and Jill.
  • 38.  
  • 39. My Aunt Flora.
  • 40.  
  • 41. Cousins Lori and Jenny.
  • 42.  
  • 43. I‘m almost certain this girl‘s from my wife‘s side.
  • 44.  
  • 45. Even in a close-up I don‘t recognize her.
  • 46.  
  • 47. This is my little sister Annie. Can she ever dance! (I don’t think much of the guy she’s with.)
  • 48.  
  • 49. This is Angie from next door. She‘s a really sweet girl.
  • 50.  
  • 51. After the wedding we went on our honeymoon.
  • 52. On the left is my wife Mary. Too bad her mother came with us.
  • 53.  
  • 54. We played a few rounds of golf.
  • 55.  
  • 56. Mary‘s such a good golfer that she won the hotel‘s Golfer of the Week award.
  • 57.  
  • 58. The honeymoon was great, except for a huge traffic jam on the drive back home. So we kept in shape with a few exercises.
  • 59.  
  • 60. Mary got pregnant on our honeymoon. And here’s our first child. Isn’t he just great?
  • 61.  
  • 62. I’ll send more pictures soon.