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Laws Of Probability

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  • 1. Laws of Probability
  • 2. LAW OF THE QUEUE
    • If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now
  • 3. LAW OF THE TELEPHONE
    • When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone
  • 4. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
    • After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  • 5. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
    • Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
  • 6. LAW OF THE ALIBI
    • If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre
  • 7. BATH THEOREM
    • When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
  • 8. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
    • The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
  • 9. LAW OF THE RESULT
    • When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !
  • 10. THEATRE RULE
    • People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last
  • 11. LAW OF COFFEE
    • As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
  • 12. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
    • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to it’s reach