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  • 1. Slides will follow automatically. So enjoy our quips & quotes.
  • 2. You are like a miniskirt.  If I am not careful, you will creep up my legs
  • 3. Not only did you break my heart and destroy my life, but you spoiled my whole evening.
  • 4. Sorry I'm late, but I got hammered last night
  • 5. I thought about being born again . . . but my mother refused
  • 6. Always remember you are unique . . . just like everyone else
  • 7. Tell me what you need . . . I'll tell you how to get along without it
  • 8. If you two have something to say, raise your hands . . . and place them over your mouths
  • 9. When you're in shit up to your ears . . . keep your mouth shut!
  • 10. Don't know what your problem is . . . but I bet it's hard to pronounce
  • 11. Learn from your parents' mistakes . . . use birth control.
  • 12. Take care of your thoughts my friends. . . they may soon become words.