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  • 1. The lighter side of getting old. Xiby PowerPoint Show
  • 2. The secret of staying young is to live honestly... eat slowly and lie about your age.
  • 3. I must be getting older... all the names in my phone book end in M.D.
  • 4. Be nice to your children, they will choose your nursing home Xiby PowerPoint Show
  • 5. Experience is a good thing. It enables you to recognize your mistake when you make it again.
  • 6. I am so old that when I eat out, they ask me for money up front
  • 7. Support Bingo... keep grandma off the street.
  • 8. At my age flowers scare me.
  • 9. Quit worrying about your health... it will go away.
  • 10. Any day above ground is a good one. Xiby PowerPoint Show
  • 11. I am so old... all my friends in Heaven will think I didn't make it.
  • 12. My wife always gives me sound advice... 99% sound, 1% advice.
  • 13. One good thing about Alzheimers... you get to meet new people everyday.
  • 14. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
  • 15. Do not let this PowerPoint grown old on your computer, share it now. Xiby PowerPoint Show