The lighter side of getting old. Xiby PowerPoint Show

The secret of staying young is to live honestly... eat slowly and lie about your age.

I must be getting older... all the names in my phone book end in M.D.

Be nice to your children, they will choose your nursing home Xiby PowerPoint Show

Experience is a good thing. It enables you to recognize your mistake when you make it again.

I am so old that when I eat out, they ask me for money up front

Support Bingo... keep grandma off the street.

At my age flowers scare me.

Quit worrying about your health... it will go away.

Any day above ground is a good one. Xiby PowerPoint Show

I am so old... all my friends in Heaven will think I didn't make it.

My wife always gives me sound advice... 99% sound, 1% advice.

One good thing about Alzheimers... you get to meet new people everyday.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

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