My adapatation of funny church signs

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I WOULD DESCRIBE THIS PRESENTATION AS SPIRITUAL ENTERTAINMENT.

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My adapatation of funny church signs

  1. 1. My adaptation<br />of Funny <br />Church Signs<br />These signs are all clever and at times funny , but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear...<br />
  2. 2. These are some of <br />the original church signs.<br />I left text intact but supported by a picture of my choice. <br />
  3. 3. There are some questions that cannot be answered by Google.<br />
  4. 4. Adam blamed Eve, <br />Eve blamed the snake <br />and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.<br />
  5. 5. Keep using my name in vain <br />and I will make rush hour longer… GOD<br />
  6. 6. Honk if you love Jesus<br />Text while driving if you want to meet Him.<br />
  7. 7. Whoever is praying for snow, <br />please stop.<br />
  8. 8. Everyday above ground<br />is a good one.<br />
  9. 9. You may party in hell, <br />but you will be the Barbeque.<br />
  10. 10. Staying in bed shouting, Oh God!<br />does not constitute going to Church.<br />
  11. 11. Do not criticize your wife’s judgment - <br />see whom she married. <br />
  12. 12. A 10cm tongue can bring<br />a 190cm tall man to his knees.<br />
  13. 13. Be as good a person<br />as your pet believes you are.<br />
  14. 14. Forget your enemies<br />it messes with their heads.<br />
  15. 15. Which part of <br />“Thou Shall Not”<br />Don’t you understand?<br />
  16. 16. Free trip to Heaven<br />Details Inside.<br />
  17. 17. God expects spiritual fruit<br />not religious nuts.<br />
  18. 18. Caution, exposure to the SON<br />may prevent burning.<br />
  19. 19. Remember, God’s last name<br />isn’t ‘DAMN’!<br />
  20. 20. Read the Bible –<br />it will scare the hell out of you.<br />
  21. 21. Dedicated to all my SS friends…<br />

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