Internet Was Present In Stone Age.

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+ DOINA K 2 months ago
George,
I watched this show from the first day when it was uploaded!
It has fun for sure and as I said all the time, you have a lot of humor!
Hugs and all my best,
Doina
+ Heather Gill 2 months ago
Another very funny show and laughed all the way through it my friend.
Wonderful work and a apple a day is still good to have but with laughter it makes the Doctor stay away longer my friend.
Have a lovely weekend,
Hope your happy and well,
Warm Hugs,
Heather
+ Hermina (`*•.¸(`*•.¸ ¸.•*´)¸.•*´) Michel 2 months ago
George is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and original
Hermina
+ fridabibi 2 months ago
Hi George, as good as always, you have a fine sense of humour to share us for our enjoyment. I love your antivirus and also your vocabulary of common words in internet.
Best regards Frida
+ Trinity Blu*** Don't Thank Me for Viewing Shows....but Rather, Pay It Forward :))*** 3 months ago
AS USUAL GREAT CREATIVITY, GEORGE! I LOVE THE FIST 2 SLIDES......WELL DONE, MY FRIEND! HERE’S SOME FOR LAUGHS....

How To Get A Life

It’s never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn’t as painful as kidney stones.

Here’s how:

Let go of the mouse.

Turn off the computer.

Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

Eat something other than taco chips.

Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don’t tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.

Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.

If you see someone, say ’Hi’ to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.

Visit a friend that you haven’t spoken to in years because they don’t have an email address.

Have ’.com’ officially removed from behind your name.

Go on a date with someone you didn’t meet in a chat room.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
+ George Sciberras. SORRY IF I DO NOT COMMENT ON YOUR SHOWS, BUT AM AWAY ON HOLIDAY. 3 months ago
Glad many of you like humour. I feel a laugh a day is better then an apple a day at keeping the doctor at bay. Thank you all for your contributes.
+ Jaciara Souza 3 months ago
Olá de novo... Adorei! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jaciara
+ Babaji Shankara 3 months ago
Hari Om!

It is truth.

Love and Om!
+ MKI2001 3 months ago
I did not know this part of (pre)history of the Internet ;-)) ...
+ Xeniya ~♥~♥~♥~ 3 months ago
Hello George,

Thank you for this very original and funny presentation!!!
We really all need a laugh!!!:-)

BTW, Thanks for your lovely comments on my PPS!

Xeniya

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Internet Was Present In Stone Age. - Presentation Transcript

I have to admit that life without the internet is a life lived quite simply. I have searched the Net to find out if there was any connection of Stone Age to the Internet Age. This is what I found out…
Ok… Print!!
What is it? You’ve new mail!
I have the extra RAM you ordered!
Damn! a Virus!!
Good thing I have an anti-Virus system!
Disconnect! Some Silly Facts and Truths About the Internet
Netgroup : a bunch of old bores endlessly discussing the weather. Browser : a program which searches for the information you want but instead gives you a selection of pornography, advertisements and trivia. Favorites : A massive list of long forgotten sites which once seemed crucially important. Download : A technical term meaning theft and plagiarism.
Homepage : A glitzy, snazzy, brilliantly animated entrance to a completely dull, boring and pointless web site. Link : a connection which takes you from a useless site to a totally useless site. Modem : a device which ties up your phone line for twenty four hours every day. Search Engine : A program which finds every web site except the one you lovingly created. Servers : Powerful computers which conspire to keep you off the internet. … and so on, and on and on….
Well I sincerely hope your friend’s inbox is not over quota, so please feel free to download it and share it. Thanks to you all, George [email_address]