All FaceLess cartoons were picked at random from the Net.

I hear your husband is in hospital. That’s right, it’s his knee.. Why, what’s wrong with it? I found his secretary on it!

Hi darling, I’m home I bought us a microwave oven Oh great, just what I needed! One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in 20 seconds.

Honey I’ve great news for you Pretty soon we are going to be three in this house instead of two. Oh darling I’m the happiest man in the world I’m so glad you feel this way, tomorrow my mother moves in with us

Hic… Hic… What are you doing here? It is 2 o’clock in the morning and you are pissed! Don’t be daft, who’s? My wife! I’m going to a lecture! going to give a lecture at this time of the morning?

Son, do you know about the birds and the bees? I don’t want to know! Promise me you won’t tell me. Why what’s wrong? If you tell me that adults don’t really shag each other, When I was 7, I got the ‘There is no Easter Bunny speech, at 8, there’s is no Father Christmas’, speech I will have nothing left to live for.

After your bath it’s bed time Those are your testicles my boy No, not yet! Oh! Not my brains? Mom, what are these?

Phone your father and find out when he’ll be home from golf? I tried three times, but a lady told me I couldn’t speak to him now The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. You lying cheating bastard! What the hell! Tell your father what some ‘lady’ said when you phoned him Please try later…

Hi darling, guess what those men over there said to me I have no idea. What did they say? They said I’m the most beautiful girl they’ve seen all day. It’s still early…

Now that we’re engaged, we should have pet names for each other I’m going to call you ‘Tiger’ because you remind me of a tiger being so muscular. You remind me of a zebra. Because of your stretch marks. Why?

I told my girlfriend that a female praying mantis eats its mate after copulation When he starts his sentence “a woman once told me…” How do you know when your husband is about to say something smart? She didn’t take the hint…

Hey Baby, did you miss me? What the hell are you doing? That’s funny, you even sound exactly like her too Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable arsehole! I’m sorry, I thought you were my wife.

So, what’s your wife’s name? Roughly translated “Three Horse” That’s an unusual name. What does it mean? It’s an old Zulu name, meaning ‘nag..nag..nag!’

I sure hope you are not mad at me or will call me rude. All characters are without a face or identity; “a faceless apparition.” They meant no harm to anyone.