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Cooperisms.

  1. 1. Here are a selection of jokes from that comic genius, Tommy Cooper.  What I liked about Tommy Cooper was his original style of humour.
  2. 2. I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, its P something T something R .
  3. 3. I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
  4. 4. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. 'So that was nice.'
  5. 5. I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' , so he gave me a kite.
  6. 6. 'I was standing at a party the other night and across the room was an attractive woman.  I looked at her and cocked my eye.  She looked at me and cocked her eye back.  And there we stood, cock-eyed.
  7. 7. Two Aerials meet on a roof – fall in love - get married.  The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
  8. 8. A man goes to the Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem’ The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac. 'The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week' ..... 'Bring me a colour TV'.
  9. 9. Tommy Cooper (19 th March 1921 – 15 th April 1984) was an Anglo-Welsh prop comedian and magician. He was known for making an art of getting magic tricks wrong, although he was actually an accomplished magician. WATCH:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAJ5jh4cK9o&feature=related

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