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...And that is when the fight started.
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...And that is when the fight started.
...And that is when the fight started.
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...And that is when the fight started.

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  • Hi George, I do not speak English, I'm Brazilian and speak Portuguese. I use the google translator.

    I get many emails from friends and decided to share the slides with those who love too. We travel the world without leaving our home.

    I reciprocate by e-mail with several friends, I get pps, poems, reflections, messages and videos. I really like.

    Congratulations on your fine has been submitted.

    Hugs. Irene
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  • Thank you for the wonderful funny presentation:Danke Wish you a beautiful day! Greetings from Anne cologne
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  • As usual another great one
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  • Une excellente manière de poursuivre ma journée. Merci George !
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  • Good humour and excellent jokes. Some of them are international, I'm afraid. Great show. Congrats.
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  • 1.  One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a  cemetery plot as a  Christmas gift... The next year, I didnt  buy her a gift. When she asked me  why, I replied,"Well, you still havent w t he s ho used the gift I bought that d... you last year!" And tarte fi ght s
  • 2.  My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, Do you want to have Sex?No, she answered.. I then said, Is that your final answer?She didnt even look at me this  time, simply saying, Yes.. w t he s hoSo I said, "Then Id like to phone that d... a friend." And tarte fi ght s
  • 3.  I took my wife to a  restaurant.The waiter, for some reason,  took my order first. "Ill have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Arent you worried about the mad cow?" n t he whe hats d... n d t r te A "Nah, she can order for f i gh t sta herself."
  • 4.  My wife and I were sitting at a table at  her high school reunion, and she kept  staring at a drunken man swigging hisdrink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" ”Yes”, she sighed,"Hes my old boyfriend. I understandhe took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasnt been sober since.""My God!" I said, "Who would think a n t he whe person could go on celebrating that long?" hats d... n d t r te A f i gh t sta
  • 5. When our lawn mower broke and wouldnt run, my wife kept hinting to me  that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way  to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her busily snipping away with  a tiny pair of scissors. I watched  silently for a short time and then  went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when  I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,  "When you finish cutting the y I willgrass, you might as well sweep the rs sa I will octo , but The d gain driveway.." . a limp walk s have a alway
  • 6. Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.I went back into the house, quietly  undressed, and slipped backinto bed. I cuddled up to my wifes  back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible.."My loving wife of 5 years replied,  n the whe … "And, can you believe my That’s artedstupid husband is out fishing in fig ht st that?"
  • 7. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my drivers License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, Unbutton your shirt. So I opened my shirt revealing my  curly silver hair. She said, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed my Social  Security application.When I got home, I excitedly told my  wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said,  n the whe … You should have dropped That’s artedyour pants. You might have gotten fig ht st disability too.
  • 8. My wife sat down next to me as I was  flipping channels.She asked, "Whats on TV?" I said, "Dust." n the whe … That’s arted fig ht st
  • 9. My wife was standing  nude, looking in the  bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to  me,"I feel horrible; I look old,fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.” e hen th at’s w d…I replied, "Your eyesights Th damn near perfect." figh t starte
  • 10. Wife asked  husband “Howmany women have you slept with?” Husband proudly replies, “only you Darling, with all the others I was awake.” hen th e Th at’s w d… figh t starte

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