All I Need  to Know  in Life  I Learned from a  COW Dedicated to Rachael, my son’s wife.
Wake up  in a Happy  MOOOOOD
Honor they FODDER and Mother and all  your UDDER relatives
Never take any BULL  from anyone
Seize every  opportunity  and MILK it for all  it's worth
Be always  in the mooood  for more!
Never act cow-ardly
Butter be a hard  working  cow-orker
Don't forget  to COWNT your blessings every day
Turn the  UDDER cheek and MOOOOVE on
Never judge a cow's  actions  until you  know her  moootives
You herd them before, now share them.  PowerPoint Show
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All I Need To Know In Life, I Learned From A Cow

  1. 1. All I Need to Know in Life I Learned from a COW Dedicated to Rachael, my son’s wife.
  2. 2. Wake up in a Happy MOOOOOD
  3. 3. Honor they FODDER and Mother and all your UDDER relatives
  4. 4. Never take any BULL from anyone
  5. 5. Seize every opportunity and MILK it for all it's worth
  6. 6. Be always in the mooood for more!
  7. 7. Never act cow-ardly
  8. 8. Butter be a hard working cow-orker
  9. 9. Don't forget to COWNT your blessings every day
  10. 10. Turn the UDDER cheek and MOOOOVE on
  11. 11. Never judge a cow's actions until you know her moootives
  12. 12. You herd them before, now share them. PowerPoint Show

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