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Some humor I thought should be passed along. Only in America.... Pass it along to your friends!

Some humor I thought should be passed along. Only in America.... Pass it along to your friends!

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  • 1. Your Daily Thunk 0004
  • 2. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
  • 3. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
  • 4. Only in america... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  • 5. Only in america... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  • 6. Only in america... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  • 7. Only in america... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
  • 8. Only in america... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
  • 9. Brought to you by gothunkyourself.com
  • 10. Now available at Amazon.com!
  • 11. Your Daily Thunk 0004 Brought to you by http://gothunkyourself.com as an uplifting personal experience – since everything goes better with some humor (pass the joke, please...)
  • 12. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
  • 13. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
  • 14. Only in america... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  • 15. Only in america... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  • 16. Only in america... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  • 17. Only in america... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
  • 18. Only in america... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
  • 19. Brought to you by gothunkyourself.com Brought to you by http://gothunkyourself.com Visit today and sign up for the Go Thunk Yourself Newsletter at http://news.gothunkyourself.com
  • 20. Now available at Amazon.com! The “Go Thunk Yourself” self help guide is now available at Amazon.com and many other online retailers. The entire book series is available through Lulu: http://stores.lulu.com/robertworstell And a complete self help library to boot...

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