Your Daily Thunk
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1. What do you call a cow
      with no legs?

      Ground beef.
2. A cowboy told his
grandson the secret to a
        long life.
He said, quot;You gotta
    sprinkle a little
 gunpowder on your
oatmeal, see. If you do,
you'll live to a nice ripe
     ...
So the cowboy did this
religiously every day, and
sure enough, lived to the
 nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left
  behind 4 children, 8
grandchildren, 15 great-
    grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in
     the wall of the
      crematorium.
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Daily Thunk 0005

  1. 1. Your Daily Thunk 0005 >> 0 >> 1 >> 2 >> 3 >> 4 >>
  2. 2. 1. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  3. 3. 2. A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
  4. 4. He said, quot;You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age.quot;
  5. 5. So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
  6. 6. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great- grandchildren
  7. 7. ...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
  8. 8. Visit gothunkyourself.com
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