2. Thinner. Lighter. Mayan.
iHaab
The new iHaab with its somewhat functional calendar can always keep you in the know.
Don’t ever be caught by Uayeb unprepared! Prices start at just 600 jade beads! Get it
today and you can look at traffic before you get on the Sacbe!
3. With the new magic Iztamná ball you can foresee the events of crops or when the
lords of death come! The new 8 balls is made by Iztamná so we can almost grantee
an accurate fortune!
4. Balam Scratching Post
Attract the protection of
the Balam without letting
them scratch up your hand
woven carpets and robes.
It’s quality hand woven
covering makes sure the
Balam’s claws will not get
stuck!
5. Stop congestion on the Sacbe
using the new and improved Sacbe
Traffic light. There are three colors
to show people which speed to go
at. Say good bye to tripping and
stepping on people’s toes.
6. Never let your children drown in the cenotes! The fully functional floaty
duck prevents any accidents from happening! The plastic is river
washable so no dirt can get in the drinking water
7. Ix Chel Bottles
When your baby’s
crying don’t reach for
any old bottle you
better reach for the
new Ix Chel baby
bottle! Ix Chel the
goddess of childbirth
made this new product
for every day usages!
8. Get your guide to
the xibalbá and
when you go you
know the way
past all of the
lords of death
tests! Watch the
lords of death cry
as you trick them
again and again.
Call 1800-not-real
today!
9. It’s the newest thing going on around Maya! Our
new flavor is pomegranate pom! You can chew it
when your playing pok-a-tok or even when your
walking along the sacbe.
10. Have an offering to the
gods? Use the box’o’k’awil
to contain all your sacred
offering to the gods.
Please them with the
presentation of your gift!
The box’o’k’awil comes in
many different shapes
and sizes to suit your
offering. Don’t give a
bland gift, use the
box’o’k’awil!
11. The best shoe in ancient Maya is coming.
No challenger can be beaten in these
shoes!